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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

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  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
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SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
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*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
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Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
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I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Wine Telephone
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Citrine Soul-stirring Stage
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
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  04/09/24
Stop lying.
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I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
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Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
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Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
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Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
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Pedophile
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Face time little nigga 👏
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spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
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I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
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Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
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Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
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To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
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Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
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I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
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See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
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Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
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They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
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To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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How’s the spaghetti
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? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
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The bar spaghetti
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Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
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Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
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To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
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lol why do you think he's there?
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So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
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Pedophile.
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Yes you are
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Pedophile
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The view of what, exactly?
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Thats not me
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A very dumb one
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Spaceporn? Your response?
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I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
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You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
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I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
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He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
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You’re a sick pedo
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Check yr throwaway
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What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
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I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
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There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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What’s up with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: violent sanctuary

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: harsh piazza marketing idea

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Iridescent titillating partner



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: racy place of business



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: thirsty spectacular dog poop

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood senate

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: federal razzmatazz mental disorder sex offender

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: magenta den circlehead

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Wonderful location crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Emerald unhinged theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: supple lilac french chef



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Crawly vibrant generalized bond

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Crawly vibrant generalized bond

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: supple lilac french chef



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: milky field



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Emerald unhinged theater stage

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Dashing Brunch Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood senate

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood senate

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood senate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: milky field

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Wine Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Arrogant Jap Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: hot stead becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Rose infuriating police squad idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: hot stead becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: hot stead becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Magical cobalt rehab

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Magical cobalt rehab

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Magical cobalt rehab

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Magical cobalt rehab

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Bright background story

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: violent sanctuary

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: harsh piazza marketing idea

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: violent sanctuary

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Pungent elite filthpig point

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: vigorous cuckold office

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Avocado School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Pungent elite filthpig point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: racy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#49691356)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: dun talented range trump supporter

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Emerald unhinged theater stage

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: fluffy stock car useless brakes

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: cocky fishy plaza personal credit line

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: curious internet-worthy deer antler crackhouse

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: cocky fishy plaza personal credit line

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cocky fishy plaza personal credit line

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Stage

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Drunken mind-boggling antidepressant drug

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: sickened lodge

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: curious internet-worthy deer antler crackhouse

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: sickened lodge

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: curious internet-worthy deer antler crackhouse

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Carmine jet-lagged spot

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: onyx boistinker nursing home

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Wine Telephone

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: sickened lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful school

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: stimulating black woman candlestick maker

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: curious internet-worthy deer antler crackhouse

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: stimulating black woman candlestick maker

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: rusted library preventive strike

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Motley mischievous center codepig

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: stimulating black woman candlestick maker

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Wonderful location crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Bright background story

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Bright background story

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Bright background story

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Wonderful location crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Wine Telephone

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful location crotch

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Motley mischievous center codepig

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: federal razzmatazz mental disorder sex offender

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bright background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac white hunting ground area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath laser beams

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2:#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Charcoal histrionic hell toilet seat



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: jet legal warrant

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: aromatic church



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: irradiated opaque home new version

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Crusty Son Of Senegal



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