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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
yellow old irish cottage really tough guy
  07/19/24
I live like this now
heady plaza
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pontificating titillating lettuce
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Bateful Juggernaut Lay
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
Brindle godawful main people
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
ruddy principal's office
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pink home halford
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*in the next week
yellow old irish cottage really tough guy
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Odious lodge trust fund
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libs maf!
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lemon marvelous ratface
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translucent dysfunction
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
Lilac bearded pit
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ruddy principal's office
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contagious pearl internal respiration church building
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NM is back
copper embarrassed to the bone newt location
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Odious lodge trust fund
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
yellow old irish cottage really tough guy
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
pink home halford
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yellow old irish cottage really tough guy
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consumptive good
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Wow
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Motley Sepia Indian Lodge
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transparent associate goal in life
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mrx sunburst
transparent associate goal in life
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copper embarrassed to the bone newt location
  07/19/24
Pics?
orange angry crackhouse milk
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copper embarrassed to the bone newt location
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Nudist provocative roommate
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Pungent Histrionic Chad
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
pink home halford
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Self-absorbed Cracking State
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orange angry crackhouse milk
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convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unr...
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: heady plaza

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: pontificating titillating lettuce



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Bateful Juggernaut Lay

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon faggotry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Amber fragrant corn cake rigor



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Brindle godawful main people

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: ruddy principal's office

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: pink home halford



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Odious lodge trust fund



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Motley Sepia Indian Lodge

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: lemon marvelous ratface



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: translucent dysfunction



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Lilac bearded pit

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: pink home halford

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Salmon soul-stirring feces stead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Motley Sepia Indian Lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: transparent associate goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: ruddy principal's office



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: contagious pearl internal respiration church building



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone newt location

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Odious lodge trust fund

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: pink home halford

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Very tactful gaming laptop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: electric crawly turdskin institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: massive theatre weed whacker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: thriller jade sound barrier hell



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Gold sex offender



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous alpha idea he suggested



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: nighttime razzle brunch sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: ruby flirting point



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: pink home halford



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Motley Sepia Indian Lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: transparent associate goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: transparent associate goal in life

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone newt location



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: orange angry crackhouse milk

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone newt location



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Nudist provocative roommate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: thriller jade sound barrier hell



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: thriller jade sound barrier hell



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Trip elastic band background story



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Pungent Histrionic Chad



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Diverse Brass Garrison

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: pink home halford

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Cracking State



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: orange angry crackhouse milk

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Salmon soul-stirring feces stead

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: pink home halford



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage really tough guy



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