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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
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henna orchestra pit
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
henna orchestra pit
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appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
aromatic casino
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Jet-lagged area
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Opaque Self-absorbed Main People Garrison
  09/18/24
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Buff seedy persian philosopher-king
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
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translucent useless parlour love of her life
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Azure point faggot firefighter
  09/18/24
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Passionate Heaven Cuckoldry
  09/19/24
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multi-colored brass death wish
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
carnelian newt
  09/18/24
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Outnumbered locale
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Histrionic Field
  09/18/24
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carnelian newt
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Purple Becky Abode
  09/18/24
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multi-colored brass death wish
  09/18/24
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Medicated contagious hospital fanboi
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
pink parlor
  09/18/24
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appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Lime dead public bath
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Lime dead public bath
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Lime dead public bath
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Infuriating stubborn kitty cat azn
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
flesh electric furnace brunch
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
sadistic psychic national
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
pink parlor
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
sadistic psychic national
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
pink parlor
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
sadistic psychic national
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
pink parlor
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
sadistic psychic national
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
appetizing snowy legal warrant
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
sadistic psychic national
  09/19/24
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pink parlor
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: henna orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: henna orchestra pit

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: aromatic casino

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Jet-lagged area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Opaque Self-absorbed Main People Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Buff seedy persian philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: translucent useless parlour love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Azure point faggot firefighter

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Passionate Heaven Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: multi-colored brass death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: carnelian newt

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Field

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: carnelian newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Purple Becky Abode

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: multi-colored brass death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Medicated contagious hospital fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: pink parlor

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Lime dead public bath

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Lime dead public bath

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Lime dead public bath

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Infuriating stubborn kitty cat azn

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: flesh electric furnace brunch

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: pink parlor

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: sadistic psychic national

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: pink parlor

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sadistic psychic national

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: pink parlor

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: appetizing snowy legal warrant

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: sadistic psychic national

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: pink parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#49340186)