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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314549)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354729)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354730)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48405275)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48464415)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48470535)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: hilarious sick corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48504017)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:57 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48526242)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48600377)



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Date: January 30th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48604804)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48661583)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48704917)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#49449006)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314762)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314866)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314941)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: at-the-ready sickened marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48314966)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48315674)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48316200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48335174)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339393)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Insecure white school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339404)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams

SCARY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48339452)



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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48435204)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473583)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48341132)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354727)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354728)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354732)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48354733)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48388877)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48427359)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439224)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439381)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48439385)



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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48457019)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48472918)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: razzle orchestra pit community account

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48472998)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473029)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473536)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503962)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503970)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48503971)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: big-titted motley philosopher-king

is therdanine greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48526294)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: supple karate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48473588)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48504019)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48506396)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#49449010)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48505318)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48506112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48515276)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518555)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518827)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48518990)



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Date: January 5th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48521311)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: mildly autistic mauve useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48526259)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48526297)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#49685162)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48590345)



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Date: March 3rd, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#48709988)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored electric furnace chapel

I’m picturing the car as a ‘96 Ford Probe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2:#49449036)