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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
submissive green ratface
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
flickering set
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
jet razzmatazz abode
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
jet razzmatazz abode
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Sick old irish cottage goyim
  04/08/25
that's rude
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
silver jew hall
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Out-of-control ceo faggotry
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Racy lay
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/08/25
...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/08/25
...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/09/25
...
disrespectful mad cow disease
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
supple buff step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Carmine Hyperactive Den Water Buffalo
  04/09/25
Ty
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/09/25
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Charcoal self-absorbed national security agency
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
exciting shitlib
  04/09/25
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Obsidian School Cafeteria
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
unhinged kitty cat cuckold
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Ocher private investor bbw
  05/02/25
...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  05/12/25
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Obsidian School Cafeteria
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Carmine Hyperactive Den Water Buffalo
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
jet razzmatazz abode
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
jet razzmatazz abode
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
big crawly fanboi theater
  06/03/25
...
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  06/26/25
OP?
Obsidian School Cafeteria
  06/27/25
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Obsidian School Cafeteria
  07/09/25
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Obsidian School Cafeteria
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: submissive green ratface

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: flickering set

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz abode

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz abode

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Sick old irish cottage goyim

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: silver jew hall

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control ceo faggotry

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy lay

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: disrespectful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: supple buff step-uncle's house

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Carmine Hyperactive Den Water Buffalo

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Charcoal self-absorbed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: exciting shitlib

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: unhinged kitty cat cuckold

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Ocher private investor bbw

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Carmine Hyperactive Den Water Buffalo

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: jet razzmatazz abode

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: jet razzmatazz abode

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: big crawly fanboi theater

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331552)