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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
hyperactive poppy tanning salon son of senegal
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
supple buff school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
mentally impaired 180 set
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
spruce autistic friendly grandma
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
soul-stirring bright forum legend
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Shimmering frozen headpube resort
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Chocolate swashbuckling area personal credit line
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
rambunctious ruby mother
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
soul-stirring bright forum legend
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
Mustard Concupiscible Senate
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
soul-stirring bright forum legend
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
dha tux
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
Judas Jones
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
dha tux
  08/05/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
dha tux
  08/05/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: hyperactive poppy tanning salon son of senegal

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: supple buff school cafeteria organic girlfriend

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: mentally impaired 180 set

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: spruce autistic friendly grandma

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright forum legend

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Shimmering frozen headpube resort

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Chocolate swashbuckling area personal credit line

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: rambunctious ruby mother

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright forum legend

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Mustard Concupiscible Senate

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright forum legend

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,


I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,


no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160473)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2:#49160481)