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Look how tight the Melvins were on or around the time I first saw them
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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:02 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani At 50:38
https://youtu.be/4dJ1E-d2L_o?list=RD4dJ1E-d2L_o&t=3038
Audio is ass but look at how calculated Buzz's moves are even though he's on every psychedelic known to man. Never seen eyes that dilated. It's like the first half of Full Metal Jacket. How is the drummer in sync with this stoned neanderthal? Why is the opening act playing so goddamn long? How is the stoned guy able to maintain this discipline while on every drug known to man? Where's Primus? Where are the paramedics for this lead singer/guitarist? I had seen Metallica at least twice by now and they didn't have this discipline.
Even today they are tighter than the soldiers who marched in Trump's military parade. That leaves a mark on you at age [redacted] |
Date: September 5th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani LOL fuck this guy. My friend said the exact same thing
http://www.ram.org/music/reviews/primus_melvins.html |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:34 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani In fall 1993, I was convinced that Primus was one of the greatest bands in the world. My CD player was essentially a steady rotation of all four Primus albums that had been released by that point: Frizzle Fry, Suck On This, Sailing The Seas Of Cheese, and Pork Soda. I knew most of the songs by heart, and could play along on drums to more than a couple. Thus, when they came through town supporting Pork Soda, I was among the first to snap up a ticket. The opening band was called Melvins, a group I had heard of, maybe had even listened to a song or two (their major label debut, Houdini, had just come out), and immediately dismissed as being shitty, forgettable metal.
When I got to the concert, decked out in the then-requisite flannel and Converse one-stars, I bought a soda and sat in the back of the hall, ready to kill some time until Primus, the gods of rock, took the stage. Instead, Melvins started playing, and my jaw hit the floor. This wasn’t metal. I didn’t really know what to call it, exactly. It was thick, sludgy, and slower than I had ever seen a band play up until that point in time. It felt dirty—gross, in the best possible way. What mainly still stands out in my mind is watching the drummer, Dale Crover, with a form of playing that went against everything I had been taught in drum lessons. He raised his arm as high as it could go in between hi-hat hits, bringing it down with as much force as he could muster. It seemed less like he was playing drums than he was exacting revenge for some terrible wrong. I stood there, transfixed, while Melvins abused their instruments, the audience, and the very concept of rock for a young teenage kid.
When it was over, Primus took the stage. That band probably played some songs, and I probably enjoyed it, but I couldn’t tell you a thing about the show. There was no room left in my brain for anything else. My mind just kept replaying a hi-hat, getting pummeled, over and over, in slow motion. I needed Melvins albums. I needed live bootlegs. I needed whatever I could get my hands on. (Teenagers aren’t big on baby steps.) I would soon discover that their album output was uneven, and that, like any other group, there were songs and periods I adored, and those I didn’t. But that night, they were unstoppable.
When my friends and I regrouped after the show, I remember one of them turned to me. “So, how about the Melvins, huh? What was their deal? So dumb.” The others looked in my direction.
‘Yeah,” I replied scornfully. “They sucked.”
https://www.avclub.com/in-1993-melvins-knocked-primus-back-into-the-cheesy-se-1798276247 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:50 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani The studio version is a masterpiece. Rust and Peace and Painkiller had to compete with this. I think Pearl Jam released a big record that year but whatever. Nirvana? That's what everyone else in the dorm was listening to.
https://youtu.be/ogbBbXt7MdQ?si=r5D4Lsog1djJHrnY |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:52 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani [Verse 1: King Buzzo] Los ticka toe rest Might like a sender doe ree Your make a doll a ray day sender Bright like a penalty Exi-tease my ray day member Half lost a beat away Purst in like a one way sender War give a heart like a fay
[Chorus] 'Cause I can ford a red-eed Only street a wide a re-land Diamond make a mid-evil Bike a sake a like a re-caste
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[Verse 2] You sink a my swan Rolly a get a worst in Maybe minus way far central Poor forty duck a pin
Milkmaid dud bean Master a load a head Pill pop a dope a well run General hash pump a gonna led
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[Partial Chorus] |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:00 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani The Mick Jagger of Seatttle.
https://youtu.be/wZrD9fbiiBs?t=240 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:05 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Watch 'em get slow:
https://youtu.be/wZrD9fbiiBs?t=1582
I was ready for the dood to pass out and die. I thought they were getting slow so the EMTs could rescue the singer. Boy was I wrong. |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:14 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani It wasn't until I realized it was all planned that I understood what are military does. Order out of chaos. Calculated af
https://youtu.be/LGB9zsJU3l0?list=RDLGB9zsJU3l0&t=291 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:16 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani They had to change the name of this album because the Lyson corporation sued for trademark infringement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770003&forum_id=2:#49237975) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:22 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani This looks like what I saw
https://youtu.be/CRXyoeV7aBs?list=RDCRXyoeV7aBs&t=1031 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:41 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Call 911
https://youtu.be/CRXyoeV7aBs?list=RDCRXyoeV7aBs&t=1484 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:47 AM Author: cock of zohran mamdani I'm OLD
https://youtu.be/1yH7u3V-Uk0?t=364 |