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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
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magical national security agency
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Gold lascivious native
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Adventurous bisexual chad messiness
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Boom
Silver sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Silver sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Silver sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Incredible
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
boom lives
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Adventurous bisexual chad messiness
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
gaped outnumbered kitty cat
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Silver sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
wmtp
ruddy turdskin
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Stirring sadistic ape
  12/17/25
Strong contender
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Stirring sadistic ape
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Stirring sadistic ape
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
impressive bawdyhouse masturbator
  12/17/25
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bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
evan39
Navy public bath
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
magical national security agency
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/17/25
who are you
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Navy public bath
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
deranged church building therapy
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce
  12/18/25
whokobe
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
impressive bawdyhouse masturbator
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
impressive bawdyhouse masturbator
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Black Diverse Associate Base
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Who is IH
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/17/25
(n00b)
white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
submissive mind-boggling halford patrolman
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Well-lubricated brass den kitty
  12/18/25
Stfu
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Ocher Hairraiser Address Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
maroon aggressive mexican
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
up-to-no-good newt background story
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Chartreuse Principal's Office Jap
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
bossy canary dilemma clown
  12/18/25
Thanks.
submissive mind-boggling halford patrolman
  12/18/25
Boom
Big property
  12/18/25
whokebe
Sinister Puce Shitlib
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: magical national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Gold lascivious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Adventurous bisexual chad messiness

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Silver sneaky criminal

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Silver sneaky criminal

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Silver sneaky criminal

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Adventurous bisexual chad messiness

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: gaped outnumbered kitty cat

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Silver sneaky criminal

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: ruddy turdskin

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Stirring sadistic ape

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Stirring sadistic ape

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Stirring sadistic ape

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: impressive bawdyhouse masturbator

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Navy public bath

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: magical national security agency

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Navy public bath

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: deranged church building therapy

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Transparent Racy Temple Lettuce

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: impressive bawdyhouse masturbator

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: impressive bawdyhouse masturbator

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Black Diverse Associate Base

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: white vibrant round eye scourge upon the earth

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: submissive mind-boggling halford patrolman

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated brass den kitty

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Address Fortuitous Meteor

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: maroon aggressive mexican

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt background story

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Principal's Office Jap

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bossy canary dilemma clown

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: submissive mind-boggling halford patrolman

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Big property

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Sinister Puce Shitlib

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)