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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
effete laser beams nibblets
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
effete laser beams nibblets
  01/22/26
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sepia sound barrier
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
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Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
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the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
magenta menage mad-dog skullcap
  01/22/26
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sepia sound barrier
  01/22/26
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CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
Sooty ungodly factory reset button mental disorder
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
Sooty ungodly factory reset button mental disorder
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake
  01/22/26
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Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
Copper Aphrodisiac Office Lettuce
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
Shivering windowlicker
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
Dashing topaz place of business preventive strike
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
Drab razzle nursing home dog poop
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
Dashing topaz place of business preventive strike
  01/22/26
jews generally have bad taste
Hyperactive well-lubricated piazza
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
Yellow Brunch Ratface
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
obsidian trip library elastic band
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
chocolate address pozpig
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
Spectacular irate idiot
  01/22/26
...
Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
Fluffy senate incel
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
htt
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: effete laser beams nibblets

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: effete laser beams nibblets

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: sepia sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: magenta menage mad-dog skullcap

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: sepia sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Sooty ungodly factory reset button mental disorder

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Sooty ungodly factory reset button mental disorder

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy amber corn cake

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Copper Aphrodisiac Office Lettuce

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Shivering windowlicker

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Dashing topaz place of business preventive strike

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Drab razzle nursing home dog poop

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Dashing topaz place of business preventive strike

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive well-lubricated piazza

jews generally have bad taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow Brunch Ratface

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: obsidian trip library elastic band

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: chocolate address pozpig

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Spectacular irate idiot

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Cocky big-titted whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Fluffy senate incel

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: htt

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2:#49613320)