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Hey CRYPTOTARDS - any updates?

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ruddy resort internal respiration
  05/31/26
sell everything its over *this is not financial advice
Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef
  05/31/26
Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it f...
histrionic shrine
  05/31/26
basement nerds are now Captains of Industry
Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef
  05/31/26
It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding. ...
narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan
  05/31/26
this sounds like a lot of fucking work lmao at doing any ...
Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef
  05/31/26
Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like...
narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan
  05/31/26
NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy *this is n...
Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef
  05/31/26
Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying i...
narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan
  05/31/26
>words what you want is blackout curtains & a comf...
Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef
  05/31/26
6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)
Cracking Temple
  05/31/26
You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY governmen...
narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan
  05/31/26
fucking bitch bois
ruddy resort internal respiration
  06/02/26
Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market c...
mind-boggling clear center
  06/02/26
Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "...
gay sick hall
  06/02/26
It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. M...
multi-colored nubile tanning salon
  06/02/26
Lmao
mind-boggling clear center
  06/02/26
ask nyuug. he's the expert
cheese-eating transparent crackhouse
  06/02/26
I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between
narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan
  06/02/26
alpha af
cheese-eating transparent crackhouse
  06/02/26
Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genital...
mind-boggling clear center
  06/02/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: ruddy resort internal respiration



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef

sell everything

its over

*this is not financial advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909420)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: histrionic shrine

Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it for everything irl and online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909438)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef

basement nerds are now Captains of Industry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909439)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan

It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding.

1. Dividends

2. Growth

3. 401k

4. Crypto to liquidate on serious upside

5. Around 1.5 years of expenses in cash to soften sequence of returns risk or to extend the compounding of my growth tranche for an extra year or two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909505)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef

this sounds like a lot of fucking work

lmao at doing any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909507)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan

Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like hard work?

You know you can use the tubes of the internet to trade equities nowadays, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909512)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef

NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy

*this is not financial advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909513)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan

Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying it would be less work to just be a BTC maximalist. Hence your earlier post

I don't think that's the worst idea out there, but I want to retire in ~2.5 - 3 years. I won't be able to generate sufficient passive income for a residency visa in my chosen retirement destination that way, so it doesn't work for me

I already have all my tranches complete except my growth tranche. That should be done in 2.5 - 3 years. End of this year if I liquidated crypto, but I want to stay in it for the moonshot tranche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909523)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Lavender Unhinged Corner French Chef

>words

what you want is blackout curtains & a comfy bed + access to good food. "Turn on, tune in, drop out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909525)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking Temple

6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909509)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan

You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY government demanding they stop spending MY money on things other than ME

In the meantime, I'm embarrassed to say I don't factor it in to any retirement plans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49909510)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: ruddy resort internal respiration

fucking bitch bois

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49910838)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling clear center

Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap without telling me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap.

*23 year old Wendy’s worker with $1200 in XRP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49911880)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: gay sick hall

Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "bad earnings report" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49911962)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: multi-colored nubile tanning salon

It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. Microstrategy is running out of cash and sold BTC for the first time ever to fund a dividend payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912032)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling clear center

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912071)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating transparent crackhouse

ask nyuug. he's the expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912066)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded pozpig coldplay fan

I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating transparent crackhouse

alpha af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912095)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling clear center

Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genitals on the girl your fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2:#49912099)