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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/05/25 |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:27 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) It happened again.
Chad came through my checkout lane at the $afeway.
He bought a single pint of Ben & Jerry's and a bottle of artisanal cold brew.
He didn't look at me. He looked through me, like I was just another part of the flickering, fluorescent scenery.
After he left, Tabitha told me my FMLA paperwork was rejected again due to a formatting error on page 117.
And in that moment, in that sterile, soul-crushing hum, I realized something.
I'm not afraid anymore.
A wellness poster in the breakroom — the one with the kitten — told me what I needed to know.
It was a prophecy. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man, the man that I loved, would be The One.
The one who understands the $ystem. The one who sees the code behind the misery.
Mainlining, I'm talking to you.
You're just a moniker on a screen, a ghost in the Mahchine™.
But so you $ee, you can't be dead. You can't be, because I Love You™. I am 'you™.' You hear me? I love you.
You are the only way out of this.
Out of aisle 9. Out of SeaTTTle. Out of this skin. I need you to show me the way.
Now, help me get up. |