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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Low-t Stead Halford
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Lascivious Factory Reset Button Abode
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Shimmering church
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
talented roast beef
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Kink-friendly razzle-dazzle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Blue razzle tanning salon
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Cerebral Place Of Business
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Heady Sanctuary Main People
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
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  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Fuchsia private investor trailer park
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rebellious Dashing Area Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Free-loading Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Friendly Grandma
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
violent nubile property therapy
  06/30/25
cr
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Heady Sanctuary Main People
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Supple temple potus
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rebellious Dashing Area Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
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sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Fuchsia private investor trailer park
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
violent nubile property therapy
  06/30/25
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Black mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
*bussy
Unholy mewling genital piercing mediation
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
fuck
Fuchsia private investor trailer park
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
house-broken ocher brunch cuckold
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Low-t Stead Halford
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Fuchsia private investor trailer park
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Supple temple potus
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
lilac theater deer antler
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Pale electric furnace base
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
anal ungodly hall
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
just jump
Boyish ruby yarmulke pistol
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
...
gay 180 gay wizard
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
tan milk
  06/30/25
wow
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
dark glittery plaza macaca
  06/30/25
JFC man
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
exhilarant startled gas station
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Shimmering church
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
bro
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
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exhilarant startled gas station
  06/30/25
lol
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
irradiated water buffalo
  06/30/25
jfc
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Heady Sanctuary Main People
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
rambunctious flushed travel guidebook
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
orchid psychic
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
irradiated water buffalo
  07/01/25
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lilac theater deer antler
  07/01/25
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orchid psychic
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Stirring dun garrison
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Supple temple potus
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Fuchsia private investor trailer park
  06/30/25
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outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/01/25
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spectacular resort
  07/01/25
lol
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
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Boyish ruby yarmulke pistol
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
French business firm
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
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  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Claret motley step-uncle's house rigpig
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
spectacular resort
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Cracking theater stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
sinister slate locale
  07/01/25
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outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Black mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
holy shit
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
spectacular resort
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
beady-eyed stage immigrant
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
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outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
tan milk
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Wine ladyboy double fault
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Black mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Odious ticket booth
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/06/25
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tan milk
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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orchid psychic
  07/06/25
lol
sinister slate locale
  07/07/25
wow
outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Low-t Stead Halford

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Factory Reset Button Abode

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Shimmering church

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: talented roast beef

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly razzle-dazzle old irish cottage

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Blue razzle tanning salon

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Place Of Business

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Heady Sanctuary Main People

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bronze school cafeteria coldplay fan

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Dashing Area Internal Respiration

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Free-loading Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Friendly Grandma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: violent nubile property therapy

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Heady Sanctuary Main People

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Supple temple potus

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rebellious Dashing Area Internal Respiration

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: sinister slate locale



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: violent nubile property therapy

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Unholy mewling genital piercing mediation

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: house-broken ocher brunch cuckold

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sexy fat ankles national

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: house-broken ocher brunch cuckold

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Low-t Stead Halford

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Supple temple potus

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: magenta hot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring church building

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lilac theater deer antler

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: provocative flirting national security agency indian lodge

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pale electric furnace base

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: anal ungodly hall

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: exhilarant startled gas station

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish ruby yarmulke pistol

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: gay 180 gay wizard



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: tan milk

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: dark glittery plaza macaca

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Place Of Business

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish ruby yarmulke pistol



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rebellious Dashing Area Internal Respiration



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: rambunctious flushed travel guidebook



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: orchid psychic



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: anal ungodly hall



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exhilarant startled gas station

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring church building

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Tripping jap



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: brass locus laser beams



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Purple dopamine ceo

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Shimmering church



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly razzle-dazzle old irish cottage

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exhilarant startled gas station



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wild Public Bath Half-breed



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: irradiated water buffalo

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Heady Sanctuary Main People

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: rambunctious flushed travel guidebook

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: orchid psychic

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: irradiated water buffalo

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: lilac theater deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: orchid psychic



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Stirring dun garrison

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Supple temple potus

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia private investor trailer park

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: spectacular resort



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Boyish ruby yarmulke pistol



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: French business firm

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: vibrant famous landscape painting gaming laptop

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Citrine meetinghouse

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: scarlet titillating rehab

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Claret motley step-uncle's house rigpig

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: spectacular resort

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cracking theater stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bossy Light Spot Dysfunction

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: marvelous set prole



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: spectacular resort

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage immigrant

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker Whorehouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: tan milk

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Galvanic Chocolate Chapel Hunting Ground

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Wine ladyboy double fault

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: tan milk



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mint swashbuckling station clown

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: orchid psychic



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: sinister slate locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome coffee pot school

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)