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pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Carnelian nighttime queen of the night

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz house



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Chest-beating Hairless Menage Stock Car

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: supple red indian lodge

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Excitant Khaki Patrolman

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Green hall

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Green hall

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Sound Barrier Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: gay range telephone



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vivacious cream pisswyrm

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: startling space sneaky criminal

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: crystalline beta theater son of senegal

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: domesticated round eye factory reset button

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: startling space sneaky criminal

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: chrome soggy philosopher-king parlor

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz house



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: razzle dull church building

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: chrome soggy philosopher-king parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chrome soggy philosopher-king parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: marvelous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: big up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mediation

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: big up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mediation

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: big up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: big up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mediation

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: pea-brained motley community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: pearl beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706886)