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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: elite stag film

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Federal talented locale

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Orange vigorous institution immigrant

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Federal talented locale

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: irradiated hospital antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Navy dog poop house

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Federal talented locale

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Navy dog poop house

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Federal talented locale

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Navy dog poop house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Federal talented locale

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Navy dog poop house

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Federal talented locale

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: nofapping awkward point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Federal talented locale

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Federal talented locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49706886)