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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
milky mind-boggling queen of the night fanboi
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Exhilarant useless hall giraffe
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
motley church dysfunction
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
hyperactive crawly son of senegal
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Bespoke resort
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
dead police squad
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bistre geriatric trust fund site
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
180 goyim really tough guy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
fragrant theater stock car
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
abnormal swashbuckling preventive strike coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
hairless blathering principal's office half-breed
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Brass Theater Stage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Carnelian charismatic stag film fat ankles
  06/30/25
cr
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
fragrant theater stock car
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
hairless blathering principal's office half-breed
  06/30/25
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confused stage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Carnelian charismatic stag film fat ankles
  06/30/25
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appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes
  07/01/25
*bussy
razzmatazz fishy voyeur
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
dead police squad
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Jet Cumskin
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
turquoise sadistic chad
  06/30/25
fuck
Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Jet Cumskin
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
milky mind-boggling queen of the night fanboi
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
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impressive henna range hairy legs
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
aromatic mad cow disease church building
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Stirring property black woman
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Contagious parlour
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Stirring property black woman
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
confused stage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Stirring property black woman
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
nudist beady-eyed public bath
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
spruce clown
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
autistic well-lubricated marketing idea
  06/30/25
tcr
confused stage
  07/01/25
just jump
heady mexican
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated magenta twinkling uncleanness ceo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
wow
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
violent shrine
  06/30/25
JFC man
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
180 goyim really tough guy
  06/30/25
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heady mexican
  06/30/25
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Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
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hairless blathering principal's office half-breed
  06/30/25
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adventurous tattoo national
  06/30/25
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Crimson hateful haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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spruce clown
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
autistic well-lubricated marketing idea
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
aromatic mad cow disease church building
  06/30/25
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rusted tanning salon
  07/01/25
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appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Filthy lay wrinkle
  07/01/25
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purple garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
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motley church dysfunction
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Bespoke resort
  06/30/25
bro
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
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autistic well-lubricated marketing idea
  06/30/25
lol
confused stage
  07/01/25
...
alcoholic corner main people
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Fuchsia titillating lodge
  06/30/25
jfc
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
fragrant theater stock car
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
adventurous tattoo national
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Crimson hateful haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
confused stage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Fuchsia titillating lodge
  07/01/25
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Contagious parlour
  07/01/25
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Crimson hateful haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
purple garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
hairraiser gaped forum quadroon
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie
  06/30/25
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tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/01/25
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Grizzly arrogant alpha
  07/01/25
lol
confused stage
  07/01/25
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heady mexican
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
yapping menage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
free-loading wagecucks
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Electric National Security Agency Set
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
lascivious crystalline philosopher-king
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Ocher vivacious background story famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Grizzly arrogant alpha
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Big gold pocket flask milk
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
confused stage
  07/01/25
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tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes
  07/01/25
😟
blue up-to-no-good masturbator
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring Mildly Autistic Crackhouse Goal In Life
  07/01/25
holy shit
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Grizzly arrogant alpha
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Aphrodisiac volcanic crater heaven
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
purple garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
dead police squad
  07/01/25
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tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
purple garrison boistinker
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
purple garrison boistinker
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
dead police squad
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
very tactful trip abode
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
racy white messiness school cafeteria
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/06/25
...
doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Rose Persian
  07/06/25
...
Crimson hateful haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
lol
confused stage
  07/07/25
wow
tan supple elastic band sandwich
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: milky mind-boggling queen of the night fanboi

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant useless hall giraffe

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: motley church dysfunction

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hyperactive crawly son of senegal

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bespoke resort

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: dead police squad

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre geriatric trust fund site

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: 180 goyim really tough guy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fragrant theater stock car

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: abnormal swashbuckling preventive strike coffee pot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hairless blathering principal's office half-breed

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Brass Theater Stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Carnelian charismatic stag film fat ankles

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fragrant theater stock car

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: hairless blathering principal's office half-breed

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: confused stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Carnelian charismatic stag film fat ankles

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz fishy voyeur

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: dead police squad

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet Cumskin

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: turquoise sadistic chad

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Jet Cumskin

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: milky mind-boggling queen of the night fanboi

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: impressive henna range hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: aromatic mad cow disease church building

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Stirring property black woman

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Contagious parlour

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring property black woman

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: confused stage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Stirring property black woman

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nudist beady-eyed public bath

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: spruce clown

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: autistic well-lubricated marketing idea

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: confused stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: heady mexican

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Irradiated magenta twinkling uncleanness ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: violent shrine

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: 180 goyim really tough guy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: heady mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hairless blathering principal's office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: adventurous tattoo national



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Crimson hateful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: spruce clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: autistic well-lubricated marketing idea

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: aromatic mad cow disease church building

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant dilemma genital piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Filthy lay wrinkle

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: purple garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: motley church dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bespoke resort

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: autistic well-lubricated marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: confused stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: alcoholic corner main people



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating lodge

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: fragrant theater stock car

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: adventurous tattoo national

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Crimson hateful haunted graveyard

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: confused stage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia titillating lodge

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Contagious parlour



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Crimson hateful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: purple garrison boistinker

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser gaped forum quadroon

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Comical Step-uncle's House Gunner

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Pea-brained Selfie

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Grizzly arrogant alpha



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: confused stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: heady mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: yapping menage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: free-loading wagecucks

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Electric National Security Agency Set

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lascivious crystalline philosopher-king

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Ocher vivacious background story famous landscape painting

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Grizzly arrogant alpha

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Big gold pocket flask milk

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: confused stage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: blue up-to-no-good masturbator

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mildly Autistic Crackhouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Grizzly arrogant alpha

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac volcanic crater heaven

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: purple garrison boistinker

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dead police squad

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: purple garrison boistinker

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: purple garrison boistinker

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: dead police squad

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: very tactful trip abode

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine sex offender useless brakes

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: racy white messiness school cafeteria

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: doobsian lavender candlestick maker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Rose Persian

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Crimson hateful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: confused stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: tan supple elastic band sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)