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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
sienna lodge
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
fragrant hall
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
fragrant hall
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
fragrant hall
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
fragrant hall
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
fragrant hall
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
fragrant hall
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
fragrant hall
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
fragrant hall
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
fragrant hall
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
sienna lodge
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
sienna lodge
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
big-titted gay chapel
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
sienna lodge
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Irate turdskin parlor
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
cerebral milk
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stirring pistol
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But she was old enough in dog years!
cerebral milk
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Irate turdskin parlor
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
cerebral milk
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Topaz Irradiated Area Candlestick Maker
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
sienna lodge
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Razzmatazz Yarmulke Jewess
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
burgundy pontificating field
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
awkward buff state
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
sienna lodge
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Black Home
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
sienna lodge
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
awkward buff state
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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sienna lodge
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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sienna lodge
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
sienna lodge
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
adventurous senate
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Brass Dog Poop Double Fault
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
adventurous senate
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
adventurous senate
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
sienna lodge
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lol
big-titted gay chapel
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Coiffed blood rage forum
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
sienna lodge
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
sienna lodge
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
sienna lodge
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
sienna lodge
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
sienna lodge
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
sienna lodge
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
garnet insane whorehouse
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Shipley was asking for it.
sienna lodge
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AI
Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Irate turdskin parlor
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Yapping Kitty
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Provocative Location Associate
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
sienna lodge
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
adventurous senate
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
clear high-end philosopher-king principal's office
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sienna lodge

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: fragrant hall

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: fragrant hall

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant hall

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: fragrant hall

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: fragrant hall

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: fragrant hall

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant hall

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: fragrant hall

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: fragrant hall

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: fragrant hall

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: fragrant hall



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: sienna lodge

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: big-titted gay chapel

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Irate turdskin parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: umber hyperactive mood

His moniker?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: cerebral milk



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: awkward buff state



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slap-happy affirmative action



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Excitant Domesticated Haunted Graveyard Gunner

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: cerebral milk

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: stirring pistol



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: cerebral milk

But she was old enough in dog years!

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Irate turdskin parlor

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: cerebral milk

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Topaz Irradiated Area Candlestick Maker

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sienna lodge

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Yarmulke Jewess

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: burgundy pontificating field

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: awkward buff state

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Black Home

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sienna lodge

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: awkward buff state

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Excitant Domesticated Haunted Graveyard Gunner

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: big-titted gay chapel

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: sienna lodge



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Coiffed blood rage forum

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: sienna lodge



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: deranged church building legal warrant

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Irate turdskin parlor

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Onyx dopamine deer antler

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: adventurous senate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Brass Dog Poop Double Fault

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous senate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Brass Dog Poop Double Fault

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: impressive greedy site

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: adventurous senate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper meetinghouse corn cake

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: sienna lodge

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: big-titted gay chapel

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Coiffed blood rage forum

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: vigorous point tattoo

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: vigorous point tattoo

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: sienna lodge

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: vigorous point tattoo

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Stimulating spot

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: sienna lodge

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: sienna lodge

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: sienna lodge

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: amethyst pozpig

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: sienna lodge

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: vigorous point tattoo

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: stubborn sooty therapy knife

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bearded stage

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: garnet insane whorehouse

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater Skinny Woman

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Irate turdskin parlor

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Yapping Kitty

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Provocative Location Associate

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: sienna lodge

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous senate

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: clear high-end philosopher-king principal's office

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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