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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
impertinent adventurous school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Self-centered medicated knife
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
rusted stimulating library
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Carnelian Chapel
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Razzle seedy toilet seat lay
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
provocative elite dilemma
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
dun cuckoldry
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
bateful casino electric furnace
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
cerise space antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
razzmatazz den sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sticky famous landscape painting hall
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Marvelous khaki candlestick maker
  06/30/25
cr
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
bateful casino electric furnace
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Curious brethren telephone
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
razzmatazz den sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
...
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Marvelous khaki candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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Carmine Market Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
*bussy
boyish lodge
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Razzle seedy toilet seat lay
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Sickened Rigpig Sandwich
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
judgmental wild jew
  06/30/25
fuck
Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Sickened Rigpig Sandwich
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
impertinent adventurous school cafeteria
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Curious brethren telephone
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
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Puce charismatic fat ankles volcanic crater
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Appetizing regret
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Purple violent theater stage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth theater
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Purple violent theater stage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Purple violent theater stage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
brass shaky chad really tough guy
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
black cracking range immigrant
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
frum resort cumskin
  06/30/25
tcr
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
just jump
hideous house pocket flask
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
...
bat-shit-crazy rigor cruise ship
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
bearded tantric center liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
wow
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Motley Useless Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
JFC man
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
dun cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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hideous house pocket flask
  06/30/25
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Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz den sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
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harsh vigorous abode
  06/30/25
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dashing talking potus
  06/30/25
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black cracking range immigrant
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
frum resort cumskin
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Appetizing regret
  06/30/25
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Bull Headed Heady Sex Offender Gas Station
  07/01/25
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Carmine Market Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
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histrionic giraffe
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Irate opaque crotch
  07/01/25
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talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke
  07/01/25
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rusted stimulating library
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  06/30/25
bro
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
...
frum resort cumskin
  06/30/25
lol
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
...
nudist federal stag film
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Sadistic Goyim Friendly Grandma
  06/30/25
jfc
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
bateful casino electric furnace
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
harsh vigorous abode
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
dashing talking potus
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Sadistic Goyim Friendly Grandma
  07/01/25
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Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth theater
  07/01/25
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dashing talking potus
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
shivering tripping psychic brunch
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Curious brethren telephone
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Magical pisswyrm
  06/30/25
...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
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Bisexual electric university juggernaut
  07/01/25
lol
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
...
hideous house pocket flask
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Infuriating French Chef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
spectacular fanboi azn
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Crystalline hairless feces
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Contagious slimy heaven
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
aromatic flushed home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Bisexual electric university juggernaut
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
flirting hairraiser area
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Carmine Market Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
😟
emerald diverse whorehouse ladyboy
  07/01/25
...
Supple hospital
  07/01/25
holy shit
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Bisexual electric university juggernaut
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
umber school round eye
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Razzle seedy toilet seat lay
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
bearded tantric center liquid oxygen
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Razzle seedy toilet seat lay
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Rough-skinned site
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Carmine Market Sound Barrier
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
learning disabled water buffalo corner
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
...
bearded tantric center liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Offensive Meetinghouse
  07/06/25
...
dashing talking potus
  07/06/25
lol
Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen
  07/07/25
wow
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous school cafeteria

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Self-centered medicated knife

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: rusted stimulating library

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Carnelian Chapel

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle seedy toilet seat lay

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: provocative elite dilemma

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dun cuckoldry

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bateful casino electric furnace

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cerise space antidepressant drug

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz den sneaky criminal

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sticky famous landscape painting hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous khaki candlestick maker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

cr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bateful casino electric furnace

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Curious brethren telephone

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz den sneaky criminal

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous khaki candlestick maker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Carmine Market Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: boyish lodge

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle seedy toilet seat lay

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sickened Rigpig Sandwich

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: judgmental wild jew

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm

fuck

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Sickened Rigpig Sandwich

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous school cafeteria

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Curious brethren telephone

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Puce charismatic fat ankles volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Appetizing regret

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Purple violent theater stage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth theater

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Purple violent theater stage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Purple violent theater stage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: brass shaky chad really tough guy

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: black cracking range immigrant

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: frum resort cumskin

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hideous house pocket flask

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rigor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: bearded tantric center liquid oxygen

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

wow

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Motley Useless Keepsake Machete

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dun cuckoldry

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hideous house pocket flask



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz den sneaky criminal



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: harsh vigorous abode



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: dashing talking potus



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: black cracking range immigrant



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: frum resort cumskin

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Appetizing regret

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bull Headed Heady Sex Offender Gas Station



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Carmine Market Sound Barrier



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: histrionic giraffe



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Irate opaque crotch

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: rusted stimulating library



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: frum resort cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: nudist federal stag film



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sadistic Goyim Friendly Grandma

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: bateful casino electric furnace

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: harsh vigorous abode

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dashing talking potus

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Goyim Friendly Grandma

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: dashing talking potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shivering tripping psychic brunch

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Curious brethren telephone

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Magical pisswyrm

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bisexual electric university juggernaut



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hideous house pocket flask



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Infuriating French Chef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi azn

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Crystalline hairless feces

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious slimy heaven

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: aromatic flushed home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bisexual electric university juggernaut

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: flirting hairraiser area

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Carmine Market Sound Barrier

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: emerald diverse whorehouse ladyboy

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Supple hospital



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bisexual electric university juggernaut

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: umber school round eye

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle seedy toilet seat lay

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: talented misunderstood tattoo yarmulke

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: bearded tantric center liquid oxygen

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Razzle seedy toilet seat lay

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned site

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Carmine Market Sound Barrier

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: learning disabled water buffalo corner

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: bearded tantric center liquid oxygen



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Offensive Meetinghouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: dashing talking potus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Maroon Mind-boggling Kitchen

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)