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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Aqua irradiated factory reset button resort
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
vigorous center
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
kink-friendly space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Arousing genital piercing
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Adventurous burgundy field
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
umber ceo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bistre painfully honest locus
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
orchid racy theater stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
magical concupiscible range
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
gold set
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Lilac Death Wish
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Olive Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
cr
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
magical concupiscible range
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Trip point tattoo
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor
  06/30/25
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Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Olive Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
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Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
*bussy
chest-beating brunch
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
umber ceo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pearl beady-eyed house
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Naked garrison boiling water
  06/30/25
fuck
Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pearl beady-eyed house
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Aqua irradiated factory reset button resort
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Trip point tattoo
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
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at-the-ready shrine
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
navy principal's office
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
bronze university
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sapphire hell
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Crawly lascivious dragon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
citrine metal nibblets
  06/30/25
tcr
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
just jump
Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
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irate floppy sound barrier trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
wow
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
supple pungent puppy
  06/30/25
JFC man
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
orchid racy theater stage
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
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Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor
  06/30/25
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Tan greedy depressive lodge
  06/30/25
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Swollen personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Crawly lascivious dragon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
citrine metal nibblets
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
navy principal's office
  06/30/25
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Sickened Laughsome Institution Fanboi
  07/01/25
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Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
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Salmon Faggotry
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
dashing sandwich national
  07/01/25
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Brilliant stead
  07/01/25
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kink-friendly space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Adventurous burgundy field
  06/30/25
bro
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
...
citrine metal nibblets
  06/30/25
lol
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
...
maroon disturbing property
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Orange Stimulating Lettuce Sneaky Criminal
  06/30/25
jfc
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
magical concupiscible range
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Tan greedy depressive lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Swollen personal credit line
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Orange Stimulating Lettuce Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/25
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bronze university
  07/01/25
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Swollen personal credit line
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Brilliant stead
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Exhilarant lime senate psychic
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Trip point tattoo
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Marvelous degenerate box office
  06/30/25
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violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/01/25
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brass charismatic patrolman
  07/01/25
lol
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
...
Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
titillating medicated friendly grandma
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Diverse twisted indian lodge
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
scarlet forum coldplay fan
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
curious offensive old irish cottage faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
wild fantasy-prone library travel guidebook
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
brass charismatic patrolman
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Thriller crackhouse pervert
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/01/25
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violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
😟
self-absorbed haunting cumskin
  07/01/25
...
violent really tough guy idea he suggested
  07/01/25
holy shit
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
brass charismatic patrolman
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
bespoke brethren
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Brilliant stead
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
umber ceo
  07/01/25
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violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Brilliant stead
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Brilliant stead
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
umber ceo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Iridescent Bawdyhouse Cuckoldry
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Cerebral Glassy Jap Shitlib
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/06/25
...
Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
multi-colored hall haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
...
Swollen personal credit line
  07/06/25
lol
Frozen Office Round Eye
  07/07/25
wow
violent out-of-control roast beef french chef
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua irradiated factory reset button resort

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: vigorous center

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Arousing genital piercing

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Adventurous burgundy field

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: umber ceo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bistre painfully honest locus

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: orchid racy theater stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: magical concupiscible range

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: gold set

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lilac Death Wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Olive Electric Furnace

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: magical concupiscible range

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Trip point tattoo

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Olive Electric Furnace

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: chest-beating brunch

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: umber ceo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearl beady-eyed house

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Naked garrison boiling water

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pearl beady-eyed house

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Aqua irradiated factory reset button resort

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Trip point tattoo

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: navy principal's office

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bronze university

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish Purple Quadroon Headpube

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sapphire hell

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Crawly lascivious dragon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: citrine metal nibblets

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: irate floppy sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: supple pungent puppy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: orchid racy theater stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nubile Pocket Flask Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Tan greedy depressive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Swollen personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Crawly lascivious dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: citrine metal nibblets

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: navy principal's office

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sickened Laughsome Institution Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Salmon Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dashing sandwich national

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Brilliant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Adventurous burgundy field

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: citrine metal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maroon disturbing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Orange Stimulating Lettuce Sneaky Criminal

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: magical concupiscible range

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tan greedy depressive lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Swollen personal credit line

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Orange Stimulating Lettuce Sneaky Criminal

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: bronze university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Swollen personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Brilliant stead

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant lime senate psychic

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Trip point tattoo

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate box office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: brass charismatic patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: titillating medicated friendly grandma

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse twisted indian lodge

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: scarlet forum coldplay fan

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: curious offensive old irish cottage faggot firefighter

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: wild fantasy-prone library travel guidebook

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: brass charismatic patrolman

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Thriller crackhouse pervert

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed haunting cumskin

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: violent really tough guy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: brass charismatic patrolman

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bespoke brethren

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Brilliant stead

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: umber ceo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Brilliant stead

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Brilliant stead

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: umber ceo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Iridescent Bawdyhouse Cuckoldry

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sticky Hominid Fat Ankles

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Glassy Jap Shitlib

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: multi-colored hall haunted graveyard

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Swollen personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Frozen Office Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: violent out-of-control roast beef french chef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)