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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
Histrionic Salmon Legal Warrant
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lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
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Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
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titcq
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
Disrespectful Theater Messiness
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
razzle smoky piazza
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
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Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
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We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
Soul-stirring public bath
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lol
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
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Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
abnormal frozen mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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lol
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XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
Cracking stage
  01/12/15
HR drone
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
obsidian big-titted pit
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
Hyperactive drab spot
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topaz electric selfie station
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ofs
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
nubile bateful center ladyboy
  01/12/15
You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
Flushed mother
  01/12/15
unnngh
abnormal frozen mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
Provocative rusted fortuitous meteor
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
Lascivious Blood Rage Set
  01/13/15
you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
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"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
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ruby cerebral parlor
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why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
Underhanded Sanctuary Philosopher-king
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Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
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It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
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  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
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  01/13/15
Bring donuts
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Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
Comical Stage
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Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
TY bro.
Comical Stage
  01/12/15
a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
Odious mentally impaired milk property
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Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/12/15
it can be
Spectacular newt box office
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Twinkling Unholy Home
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
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what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
topaz electric selfie station
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I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
razzle-dazzle temple antidepressant drug
  01/13/15
I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
Lascivious Blood Rage Set
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
Stimulating puce house circlehead
  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
contagious tanning salon candlestick maker
  01/13/15
lol evil
excitant ceo dopamine
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
Pale Pervert
  01/13/15
my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
Onyx Church Building
  01/13/15
Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
Lascivious Blood Rage Set
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bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
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100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
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Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
contagious tanning salon candlestick maker
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I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness
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Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
Floppy bipolar business firm fanboi
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
sickened office half-breed
  01/13/15
S C R A P E S C R A P E
gaped ratface
  01/13/15
Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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talking twisted partner
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
Talented Poppy Plaza Roast Beef
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
sickened office half-breed
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
sickened office half-breed
  01/13/15
Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
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  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
garnet swashbuckling trailer park
  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
contagious tanning salon candlestick maker
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
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At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
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UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
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  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
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outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/15
LOL
Stimulating puce house circlehead
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This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
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  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
Adulterous Filthy Lay
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
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*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
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  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
Stimulating puce house circlehead
  09/01/15
Yes.
Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
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  01/04/18
lol
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Salmon Legal Warrant

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Onyx Church Building

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: obsidian big-titted pit

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Salmon Legal Warrant

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: sable boyish location windowlicker



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive drab spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Theater Messiness

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: razzle smoky piazza

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: abnormal frozen mad-dog skullcap

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: frum site wrinkle

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: federal milky senate tank



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: abnormal frozen mad-dog skullcap

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse sex offender

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Wild yapping therapy



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Fishy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Provocative rusted fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Pale Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Anal kitty associate

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: federal milky senate tank



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: impertinent indian lodge faggot firefighter



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Cracking stage

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: obsidian big-titted pit

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive drab spot

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: topaz electric selfie station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: nubile bateful center ladyboy

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Flushed mother

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: abnormal frozen mad-dog skullcap

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Provocative rusted fortuitous meteor

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Blood Rage Set

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Spectacular newt box office

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: supple henna mediation brunch

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: turquoise massive lettuce locale

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: ruby cerebral parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Sanctuary Philosopher-king

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: olive rehab genital piercing

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy masturbator

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: olive rehab genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy masturbator

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Comical Stage

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Comical Stage

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Odious mentally impaired milk property

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Spectacular newt box office

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Twinkling Unholy Home

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple antidepressant drug

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: topaz electric selfie station

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple antidepressant drug

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Blood Rage Set

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Stimulating puce house circlehead

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: contagious tanning salon candlestick maker

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: excitant ceo dopamine

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Pale Pervert

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Onyx Church Building

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Blood Rage Set

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: talking twisted partner

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: contagious tanning salon candlestick maker

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Floppy bipolar business firm fanboi

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: sickened office half-breed

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: gaped ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Aromatic mewling theater stage

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: talking twisted partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Talented Poppy Plaza Roast Beef

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: sickened office half-breed

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: sickened office half-breed

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: contagious tanning salon candlestick maker

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: garnet swashbuckling trailer park

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: contagious tanning salon candlestick maker

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: contagious tanning salon candlestick maker

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: vivacious theatre telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: sable boyish location windowlicker

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: outnumbered address twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Stimulating puce house circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: Fragrant hospital idea he suggested

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Adulterous Filthy Lay

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded duck-like toilet seat

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: adventurous costumed dysfunction

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Stimulating puce house circlehead

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: gaped ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Transparent Nowag Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Slate Native Macaca

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945465)