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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
magenta nursing home
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Swashbuckling public bath
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
vibrant plaza
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bull headed filthpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Dun temple
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
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  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Drunken Vigorous Indian Lodge Tank
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lemon arousing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Twisted queen of the night
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Smoky Stage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
pea-brained theater stage weed whacker
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Saffron Hateful Kitty Cat
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
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  06/30/25
cr
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lemon arousing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
maniacal azn
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
pea-brained theater stage weed whacker
  06/30/25
...
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Smoky Stage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*bussy
Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
fuck
Smoky Stage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Crystalline Erotic Gunner Hospital
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
magenta nursing home
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Smoky Stage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
maniacal azn
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
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Translucent Contagious Market Shitlib
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Heady Hunting Ground Nowag
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
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  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
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  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
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  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
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  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Vivacious Heaven
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
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  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
just jump
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  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
...
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  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
aqua stirring idea he suggested
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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vibrant plaza
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Dun temple
  06/30/25
bro
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
...
aqua stirring idea he suggested
  06/30/25
lol
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lemon arousing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Angry address
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
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  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Gold therapy
  07/01/25
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Apoplectic pocket flask
  07/01/25
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  07/06/25
He should have jumped
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  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Sooty Nubile Lay
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
maniacal azn
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Smoky Stage
  06/30/25
...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
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  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Vengeful Racy Piazza
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Judgmental Hairy Legs
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
sepia histrionic regret hell
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Orange Balding Doctorate Parlour
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/01/25
...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
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Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
sepia histrionic regret hell
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
adulterous fragrant roast beef locus
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop
  07/01/25
...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
adulterous fragrant roast beef locus
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
adulterous fragrant roast beef locus
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
poppy wrinkle gaming laptop
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Laughsome bearded set
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
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  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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passionate topaz quadroon yarmulke
  07/06/25
lol
Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station
  07/07/25
wow
Wine Background Story Dilemma
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: magenta nursing home

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: vibrant plaza

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bull headed filthpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dun temple

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: massive institution ape

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Drunken Vigorous Indian Lodge Tank

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lemon arousing sweet tailpipe

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Twisted queen of the night

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Smoky Stage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage weed whacker

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Saffron Hateful Kitty Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gay boiling water bawdyhouse

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

cr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lemon arousing sweet tailpipe

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: maniacal azn

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage weed whacker

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Smoky Stage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gay boiling water bawdyhouse

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Laughsome bearded set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Erotic Gunner Hospital

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Clear Kitchen

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Smoky Stage

fuck

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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Erotic Gunner Hospital

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: magenta nursing home

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Smoky Stage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: maniacal azn

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Translucent Contagious Market Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Heady Hunting Ground Nowag

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: chocolate misunderstood bbw national security agency

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic pocket flask

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: chocolate misunderstood bbw national security agency

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: chocolate misunderstood bbw national security agency

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Heaven

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious diverse haunted graveyard principal's office

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: aqua stirring idea he suggested

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: slate sadistic foreskin sneaky criminal

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

ALWAYS tcr

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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: big-titted bisexual toilet seat



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: poppy wrinkle gaming laptop

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cerebral clown giraffe

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Drunken Vigorous Indian Lodge Tank

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: slate sadistic foreskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Smoky Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Angry address



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: passionate topaz quadroon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious diverse haunted graveyard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: aqua stirring idea he suggested

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Heady Hunting Ground Nowag

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Appetizing Center Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Laughsome bearded set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Blathering national skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious voyeur

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: adulterous fragrant roast beef locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: vibrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dun temple

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: aqua stirring idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Unholy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Gold therapy

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lemon arousing sweet tailpipe

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Angry address

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: passionate topaz quadroon yarmulke

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Gold therapy

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: passionate topaz quadroon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: adulterous fragrant roast beef locus

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sooty Nubile Lay

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: maniacal azn

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Smoky Stage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sepia histrionic regret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: slate sadistic foreskin sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Lilac step-uncle's house

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Racy Piazza

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Judgmental Hairy Legs

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Talented Azure House Athletic Conference

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: odious menage ladyboy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sepia histrionic regret hell

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Orange Balding Doctorate Parlour

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Laughsome bearded set

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Low-t Razzle Toaster Becky

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: High-end community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sepia histrionic regret hell

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Curious deer antler cuckold

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: adulterous fragrant roast beef locus

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: adulterous fragrant roast beef locus

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: adulterous fragrant roast beef locus

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: poppy wrinkle gaming laptop

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Orchid Ungodly Spot Dog Poop

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: duck-like juggernaut

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded set

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flatulent razzmatazz place of business stock car

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: poppy wrinkle gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: claret round eye selfie

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: passionate topaz quadroon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bright Electric Tattoo Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Wine Background Story Dilemma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)