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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
bossy mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
brindle institution feces
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Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
indigo filthpig
  01/12/15
titcq
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talented candlestick maker indian lodge
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
nighttime box office
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
Jet stimulating parlor water buffalo
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse
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Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
chestnut rough-skinned dysfunction
  01/13/15
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outnumbered senate
  01/15/15
We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
Gaped theatre ladyboy
  01/12/15
lol
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
Gaped theatre ladyboy
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Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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Slap-happy Knife Point
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Very tactful olive indirect expression
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lol
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XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
Heady Quadroon
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outnumbered senate
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Gaped theatre ladyboy
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Peter Brady
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
geriatric heaven internal respiration
  01/12/15
HR drone
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
indigo filthpig
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
talented candlestick maker indian lodge
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pea-brained rigor
  01/13/15
ofs
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
dull razzle dingle berry milk
  01/12/15
You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
Cowardly locale
  01/12/15
unnngh
mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
Very tactful olive indirect expression
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
spruce diverse ape
  01/13/15
you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
Arousing Fantasy-prone Field Marketing Idea
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"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
glittery black partner
  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
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abnormal legend
  01/13/15
why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
plum sanctuary cuckoldry
  01/12/15
Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
Crystalline Multi-colored Depressive Gay Wizard
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
soul-stirring newt digit ratio
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
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Crystalline Multi-colored Depressive Gay Wizard
  01/13/15
Bring donuts
soul-stirring newt digit ratio
  01/12/15
Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
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Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
TY bro.
Transparent Comical Stead Personal Credit Line
  01/12/15
a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
chocolate adventurous location jewess
  01/12/15
Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/12/15
it can be
Arousing Fantasy-prone Field Marketing Idea
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Massive Electric Faggot Firefighter Market
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
Brilliant Weed Whacker Electric Furnace
  01/13/15
what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
pea-brained rigor
  01/13/15
I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
Brilliant Weed Whacker Electric Furnace
  01/13/15
I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
spruce diverse ape
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon
  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing
  01/13/15
lol evil
chartreuse twisted garrison
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
Clear Tanning Salon Juggernaut
  01/13/15
my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
brindle institution feces
  01/13/15
Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
spruce diverse ape
  01/13/15
bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
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100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing
  01/13/15
I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
Supple coral stag film coffee pot
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Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
Racy magenta idea he suggested
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
tan circlehead
  01/13/15
S C R A P E S C R A P E
copper impressive locus
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Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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brass haunted graveyard tattoo
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
canary shrine
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
tan circlehead
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
tan circlehead
  01/13/15
Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
Primrose appetizing halford skinny woman
  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
Supple coral stag film coffee pot
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/15/15
At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
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mentally impaired international law enforcement agency menage
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UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
duck-like aromatic stage
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Supple coral stag film coffee pot
  04/06/15
LOL
Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon
  04/06/15
This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
ebony space
  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
Sadistic preventive strike base
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
deranged drunken cumskin place of business
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
Pearl national security agency
  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon
  09/01/15
Yes.
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
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copper impressive locus
  01/04/18
lol
Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  01/04/18
this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was b...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: bossy mad-dog skullcap

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: brindle institution feces

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: indigo filthpig

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: bossy mad-dog skullcap

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: duck-like aromatic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108828)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: talented candlestick maker indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: nighttime box office

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Jet stimulating parlor water buffalo

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: chestnut rough-skinned dysfunction

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: outnumbered senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Gaped theatre ladyboy

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Gaped theatre ladyboy

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: cracking chrome party of the first part

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Knife Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104143)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Odious Parlour Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Very tactful olive indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Clear Tanning Salon Juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Heady Quadroon

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: outnumbered senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126022)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Gaped theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638429)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Gaped theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#31487345)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Peter Brady



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945456)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: geriatric heaven internal respiration

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: indigo filthpig

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: talented candlestick maker indian lodge

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: pea-brained rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: dull razzle dingle berry milk

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Cowardly locale

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: mahogany startling old irish cottage bawdyhouse

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Very tactful olive indirect expression

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: spruce diverse ape

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Arousing Fantasy-prone Field Marketing Idea

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: glittery black partner

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: disrespectful double fault keepsake machete

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: abnormal legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: plum sanctuary cuckoldry

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Multi-colored Depressive Gay Wizard

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring newt digit ratio

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Crystalline Multi-colored Depressive Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring newt digit ratio

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Transparent Comical Stead Personal Credit Line

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Transparent Comical Stead Personal Credit Line

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: chocolate adventurous location jewess

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Arousing Fantasy-prone Field Marketing Idea

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Massive Electric Faggot Firefighter Market

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Weed Whacker Electric Furnace

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: pea-brained rigor

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Weed Whacker Electric Furnace

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: spruce diverse ape

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: chartreuse twisted garrison

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Clear Tanning Salon Juggernaut

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: brindle institution feces

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: spruce diverse ape

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: brass haunted graveyard tattoo

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Supple coral stag film coffee pot

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Racy magenta idea he suggested

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: tan circlehead

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: copper impressive locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Jade Corn Cake Area

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: brass haunted graveyard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: canary shrine

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: tan circlehead

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: tan circlehead

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Primrose appetizing halford skinny woman

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Supple coral stag film coffee pot

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: bistre infuriating kitty genital piercing

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired international law enforcement agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: duck-like aromatic stage

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Supple coral stag film coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: ebony space

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Sadistic preventive strike base

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: deranged drunken cumskin place of business

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Pearl national security agency

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Citrine Principal's Office Dragon

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: copper impressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Beta Honey-headed Rehab Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: indian rage in its purest form ((zurich is stained))

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945465)