ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer
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dragon kitty cat | 06/27/12 | | Big rusted hissy fit yarmulke | 06/27/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 08/02/12 | | trip depressive | 06/29/12 | | Abnormal navy range | 08/02/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 08/02/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 08/02/12 | | High-end mauve trailer park | 08/02/12 | | cerebral field | 08/02/12 | | cerebral field | 08/02/12 | | irradiated chartreuse lodge generalized bond | 08/02/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 08/02/12 | | stimulating roommate | 08/02/12 | | cerebral field | 08/02/12 | | Abnormal navy range | 08/02/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 08/03/12 | | cerebral field | 08/06/12 | | Bonkers khaki business firm | 08/06/12 | | cerebral field | 08/08/12 | | irradiated chartreuse lodge generalized bond | 08/20/12 | | Iridescent site | 08/20/12 | | irradiated chartreuse lodge generalized bond | 08/20/12 | | Excitant glassy toaster alpha | 09/14/12 | | Narrow-minded Mind-boggling Milk | 08/21/13 | | cerebral field | 02/22/13 | | Topaz dragon kitty cat | 08/21/13 | | Narrow-minded Mind-boggling Milk | 08/21/13 | | motley sooty goyim | 08/21/13 | | Narrow-minded Mind-boggling Milk | 08/21/13 | | Swashbuckling fuchsia trust fund | 07/29/14 | | motley sooty goyim | 08/21/13 | | elite garrison | 08/21/13 | | Topaz dragon kitty cat | 09/30/13 | | Topaz dragon kitty cat | 09/30/13 | | Topaz dragon kitty cat | 12/24/13 | | Topaz dragon kitty cat | 01/05/14 | | Self-centered Silver Theater Stage | 03/19/14 | | contagious pisswyrm gay wizard | 06/25/14 | | Swashbuckling fuchsia trust fund | 06/27/14 | | Bearded mexican | 07/22/14 | | amber marketing idea skinny woman | 08/04/14 | | amber marketing idea skinny woman | 08/04/14 | | Lake comical main people | 12/08/14 | | Exhilarant Principal's Office French Chef | 12/08/14 | | cerebral field | 12/11/14 | | at-the-ready cobalt area | 07/24/15 | | sable jap abode | 08/12/15 | | ultramarine zombie-like athletic conference | 07/29/16 | | Passionate snowy hall | 11/03/16 | | Peach appetizing striped hyena | 12/01/16 | | supple black point | 12/02/16 | | carmine house international law enforcement agency | 09/15/17 | | at-the-ready cobalt area | 05/20/17 | | cerebral field | 06/27/17 | | at-the-ready cobalt area | 07/29/17 | | unholy orange university | 10/01/17 | | Big rusted hissy fit yarmulke | 01/29/18 | | Blue Location | 01/29/18 | | Dull 180 piazza rigor | 01/29/18 | | Carnelian ticket booth | 05/14/18 | | Big rusted hissy fit yarmulke | 08/16/18 | | maroon duck-like love of her life wrinkle | 01/25/19 | | cruel-hearted stag film old irish cottage | 05/26/19 | | Fishy Space Stock Car | 05/26/19 | | electric pearly turdskin sound barrier | 08/08/19 | | Tantric obsidian orchestra pit macaca | 02/19/20 | | Frisky Bearded Blood Rage | 08/27/21 | | Chestnut Deer Antler | 07/16/22 | | infuriating copper chapel | 08/27/22 | | Chest-beating Geriatric Boiling Water | 06/26/26 | | ivory bipolar casino | 06/26/26 | | Chest-beating Geriatric Boiling 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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM Author: Burgundy Galvanic Crackhouse
lol how did I miss this:
"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955294) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM Author: cerebral field
oh god
the punch poast
tears in eyes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245106) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Abnormal navy range
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"
"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"
Awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244940) |
Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM Author: cerebral field
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too
LOL
great poaster
or greatest poaster?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245221) |
Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM Author: cerebral field
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time
Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21269845) |
Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM Author: elite garrison
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990
My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.
What should I do bros?
Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901681) |
Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM Author: sable jap abode
180
now i kinda get his shtick
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#28537846) |
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