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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Jet Charismatic Hospital Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzle puce senate mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
black swollen nursing home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
house-broken charcoal meetinghouse legal warrant
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
overrated beady-eyed field partner
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Blue faggot firefighter rigor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Racy parlor dingle berry
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Contagious dark toaster
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Slate Insane Address
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Umber Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
electric cream hall jew
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Spectacular Trailer Park Feces
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Indigo excitant kitchen
  06/30/25
cr
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Slate Insane Address
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
electric cream hall jew
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Indigo excitant kitchen
  06/30/25
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Nighttime clear locale
  07/01/25
*bussy
outnumbered mother
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Blue faggot firefighter rigor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
opaque aphrodisiac multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Talking talented fanboi nowag
  06/30/25
fuck
cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
opaque aphrodisiac multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Jet Charismatic Hospital Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
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carnelian thriller theatre quadroon
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Startling Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Exciting cerise bawdyhouse roast beef
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
razzmatazz mexican
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
cruel-hearted hilarious stage french chef
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Cocky copper internal respiration
  06/30/25
tcr
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
just jump
Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
...
Costumed claret blood rage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease
  06/30/25
wow
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mentally Impaired Confused Gas Station Selfie
  06/30/25
JFC man
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Contagious dark toaster
  06/30/25
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Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner
  06/30/25
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cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
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electric cream hall jew
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling tanning salon prole
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine community account point
  06/30/25
...
cruel-hearted hilarious stage french chef
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Cocky copper internal respiration
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Startling Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
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bearded free-loading site
  07/01/25
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Nighttime clear locale
  07/01/25
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obsidian flatulent resort persian
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Irate Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
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high-end mischievous volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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black swollen nursing home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
overrated beady-eyed field partner
  06/30/25
bro
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
...
Cocky copper internal respiration
  06/30/25
lol
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
...
Bateful generalized bond national
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mildly autistic 180 step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
jfc
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Slate Insane Address
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mind-boggling tanning salon prole
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Aquamarine community account point
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mildly autistic 180 step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
...
Exciting cerise bawdyhouse roast beef
  07/01/25
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Aquamarine community account point
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
high-end mischievous volcanic crater
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
violent scarlet lodge pistol
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
crystalline potus jewess
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford
  06/30/25
...
crystalline potus jewess
  07/01/25
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nubile awkward sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
lol
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
...
Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Garnet rigpig wrinkle
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Galvanic Impressive Casino Nibblets
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mauve Appetizing Cumskin
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Apoplectic Stage Depressive
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Passionate gay wizard
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
nubile awkward sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
chest-beating place of business
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
crystalline potus jewess
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/01/25
...
crystalline potus jewess
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Nighttime clear locale
  07/01/25
😟
irradiated center
  07/01/25
...
citrine forum
  07/01/25
holy shit
crystalline potus jewess
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
nubile awkward sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cobalt pervert library
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
high-end mischievous volcanic crater
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Blue faggot firefighter rigor
  07/01/25
...
crystalline potus jewess
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
high-end mischievous volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
high-end mischievous volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Blue faggot firefighter rigor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
crystalline potus jewess
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Fantasy-prone exhilarant filthpig juggernaut
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Nighttime clear locale
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Twinkling stirring kitty
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
crystalline potus jewess
  07/06/25
...
diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Aqua razzle-dazzle piazza dopamine
  07/06/25
...
Aquamarine community account point
  07/06/25
lol
fear-inspiring metal background story
  07/07/25
wow
crystalline potus jewess
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Jet Charismatic Hospital Skinny Woman

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle puce senate mad-dog skullcap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: black swollen nursing home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: house-broken charcoal meetinghouse legal warrant

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: overrated beady-eyed field partner

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Blue faggot firefighter rigor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Racy parlor dingle berry

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Contagious dark toaster

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Slate Insane Address

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Umber Factory Reset Button

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: electric cream hall jew

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Trailer Park Feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Indigo excitant kitchen

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slate Insane Address

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: electric cream hall jew

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indigo excitant kitchen

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nighttime clear locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: outnumbered mother

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Blue faggot firefighter rigor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: opaque aphrodisiac multi-billionaire

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Talking talented fanboi nowag

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: opaque aphrodisiac multi-billionaire

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Jet Charismatic Hospital Skinny Woman

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: carnelian thriller theatre quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Startling Really Tough Guy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting cerise bawdyhouse roast beef

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Unholy duck-like hunting ground garrison

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz mexican

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hilarious stage french chef

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Cocky copper internal respiration

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Costumed claret blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Confused Gas Station Selfie

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious dark toaster

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: electric cream hall jew



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hilarious stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cocky copper internal respiration

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Startling Really Tough Guy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bearded free-loading site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nighttime clear locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: obsidian flatulent resort persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Irate Old Irish Cottage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: high-end mischievous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: black swollen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: overrated beady-eyed field partner

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cocky copper internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful generalized bond national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic 180 step-uncle's house

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Slate Insane Address

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon prole

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account point

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mildly autistic 180 step-uncle's house

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting cerise bawdyhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: high-end mischievous volcanic crater

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: violent scarlet lodge pistol

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse vibrant sanctuary

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready whorehouse halford

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: crystalline potus jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: nubile awkward sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Poppy marvelous school cafeteria gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig wrinkle

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Impressive Casino Nibblets

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Cumskin

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Stage Depressive

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: nubile awkward sneaky criminal

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: chest-beating place of business

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: crystalline potus jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Nighttime clear locale

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated center

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: citrine forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: nubile awkward sneaky criminal

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cobalt pervert library

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: high-end mischievous volcanic crater

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Blue faggot firefighter rigor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: crystalline potus jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: high-end mischievous volcanic crater

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: high-end mischievous volcanic crater

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Blue faggot firefighter rigor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone exhilarant filthpig juggernaut

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Nighttime clear locale

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring kitty

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy son of senegal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle piazza dopamine

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine community account point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fear-inspiring metal background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: crystalline potus jewess

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)