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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
contagious pervert
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzle Bat Shit Crazy Address
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
French hateful point love of her life
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Hairraiser mahogany scourge upon the earth market
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Godawful dingle berry space
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
rose idea he suggested main people
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cream splenetic nursing home deer antler
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mewling cordovan stag film striped hyena
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chocolate state mood
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
floppy canary double fault
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
snowy galvanic lettuce
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Glittery Metal Ticket Booth Community Account
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Exhilarant travel guidebook
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
crimson massive milk theater stage
  06/30/25
cr
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chocolate state mood
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
mustard skinny woman
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Glittery Metal Ticket Booth Community Account
  06/30/25
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Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
snowy galvanic lettuce
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
crimson massive milk theater stage
  06/30/25
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flesh new version
  07/01/25
*bussy
fantasy-prone exciting location
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
rose idea he suggested main people
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
odious mint candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sooty forum sandwich
  06/30/25
fuck
snowy galvanic lettuce
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
odious mint candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
contagious pervert
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
snowy galvanic lettuce
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
mustard skinny woman
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
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sienna chapel
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
talented regret crackhouse
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
shimmering marvelous trailer park gay wizard
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Pea-brained Mind-boggling National Kitty
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
passionate headpube
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Bearded fat ankles shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
just jump
brass mediation site
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
...
Fiercely-loyal stead
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
spruce voyeur
  06/30/25
wow
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Aromatic confused home
  06/30/25
JFC man
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Fishy Spot Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
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Crystalline blood rage
  06/30/25
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passionate headpube
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Bearded fat ankles shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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disgusting partner therapy
  07/01/25
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flesh new version
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut
  07/01/25
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French hateful point love of her life
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Godawful dingle berry space
  06/30/25
bro
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
...
Bearded fat ankles shrine
  06/30/25
lol
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
...
diverse transparent field
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Twisted heady theatre
  06/30/25
jfc
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chocolate state mood
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Fishy Spot Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Crystalline blood rage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Twisted heady theatre
  07/01/25
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shimmering marvelous trailer park gay wizard
  07/01/25
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Crystalline blood rage
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
buff gas station digit ratio
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
mustard skinny woman
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
snowy galvanic lettuce
  06/30/25
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citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/01/25
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Bronze kitchen
  07/01/25
lol
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
...
brass mediation site
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vivacious abusive library depressive
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Startled yellow hairy legs
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Balding fragrant orchestra pit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Boyish judgmental dilemma kitty cat
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Onyx arousing meetinghouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Bronze kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Racy range useless brakes
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Violent startling masturbator
  07/01/25
...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
flesh new version
  07/01/25
😟
curious bawdyhouse pozpig
  07/01/25
...
Walnut locale mother
  07/01/25
holy shit
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Bronze kitchen
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
dead sapphire pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
rose idea he suggested main people
  07/01/25
...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
spruce voyeur
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
rose idea he suggested main people
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
saffron swashbuckling cuckoldry
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
flesh new version
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
primrose lascivious lay
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/06/25
...
spruce voyeur
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Bat-shit-crazy Laughsome Tanning Salon Prole
  07/06/25
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Crystalline blood rage
  07/06/25
lol
Violent startling masturbator
  07/07/25
wow
citrine stirring hall place of business
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: contagious pervert

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle Bat Shit Crazy Address

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: French hateful point love of her life

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser mahogany scourge upon the earth market

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Godawful dingle berry space

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: rose idea he suggested main people

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cream splenetic nursing home deer antler

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mewling cordovan stag film striped hyena

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate state mood

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: floppy canary double fault

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glittery Metal Ticket Booth Community Account

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: crimson massive milk theater stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chocolate state mood

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mustard skinny woman

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Glittery Metal Ticket Booth Community Account

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crimson massive milk theater stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: flesh new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exciting location

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rose idea he suggested main people

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: odious mint candlestick maker sanctuary

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sooty forum sandwich

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: odious mint candlestick maker sanctuary

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: contagious pervert

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mustard skinny woman

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sienna chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: talented regret crackhouse

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: shimmering marvelous trailer park gay wizard

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine rehab

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained Mind-boggling National Kitty

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: passionate headpube

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bearded fat ankles shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: brass mediation site

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: spruce voyeur

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Aromatic confused home

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mewling cordovan stag film striped hyena

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brass mediation site



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Glittery Metal Ticket Booth Community Account



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fishy Spot Preventive Strike



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Crystalline blood rage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: passionate headpube



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bearded fat ankles shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: talented regret crackhouse

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: disgusting partner therapy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: flesh new version



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Pale filthpig turdskin



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Lemon menage multi-billionaire

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: French hateful point love of her life



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Godawful dingle berry space

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bearded fat ankles shrine



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: diverse transparent field



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Twisted heady theatre

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chocolate state mood

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fishy Spot Preventive Strike

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Crystalline blood rage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Twisted heady theatre

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: shimmering marvelous trailer park gay wizard



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Crystalline blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: buff gas station digit ratio

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: mustard skinny woman

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: snowy galvanic lettuce

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bronze kitchen



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: brass mediation site



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vivacious abusive library depressive

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Startled yellow hairy legs

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Balding fragrant orchestra pit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Boyish judgmental dilemma kitty cat

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Onyx arousing meetinghouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bronze kitchen

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Racy range useless brakes

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: flesh new version

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: curious bawdyhouse pozpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Walnut locale mother



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bronze kitchen

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: dead sapphire pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rose idea he suggested main people

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ruddy excitant national security agency juggernaut

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: spruce voyeur

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: rose idea he suggested main people

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: saffron swashbuckling cuckoldry

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: flesh new version

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: primrose lascivious lay

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: spruce voyeur



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Laughsome Tanning Salon Prole

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Crystalline blood rage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Violent startling masturbator

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: citrine stirring hall place of business

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)