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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Aquamarine Vigorous Rigpig
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
buff razzle native
  05/30/25
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buck-toothed curious brethren
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
geriatric multi-colored school
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
honey-headed histrionic toilet seat shrine
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
mind-boggling impertinent stage cuckoldry
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Orange senate
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
mind-boggling impertinent stage cuckoldry
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
disrespectful citrine striped hyena space
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
fighting glittery codepig
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
out-of-control fantasy-prone hominid
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
internet-worthy pit
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Dark slimy hunting ground stage
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Cruel-hearted police squad stock car
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Dark slimy hunting ground stage
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Appetizing Tanning Salon Half-breed
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
elite charismatic theatre
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Rigpig



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: buff razzle native

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed curious brethren



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: geriatric multi-colored school

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: honey-headed histrionic toilet seat shrine

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling impertinent stage cuckoldry

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Orange senate

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling impertinent stage cuckoldry

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: disrespectful citrine striped hyena space

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: fighting glittery codepig

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: out-of-control fantasy-prone hominid

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy pit

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Dark slimy hunting ground stage

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted police squad stock car

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Dark slimy hunting ground stage

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon Half-breed

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: elite charismatic theatre

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)