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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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flickering menage
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
rusted hairraiser puppy
  05/30/25
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Lilac galvanic shrine friendly grandma
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
charcoal vengeful casino sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
spruce pea-brained becky piazza
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Beady-eyed Cobalt Jewess
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
bossy histrionic pit
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Beady-eyed Cobalt Jewess
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Violent Candlestick Maker Associate
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
mahogany big international law enforcement agency love of her life
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Coiffed fortuitous meteor
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
carmine trip pistol step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Cocky green blood rage
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Fluffy Business Firm Tattoo
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Cocky green blood rage
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Self-absorbed Turquoise Set
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
spectacular hyperventilating native genital piercing
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: flickering menage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: rusted hairraiser puppy

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Lilac galvanic shrine friendly grandma



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: charcoal vengeful casino sneaky criminal

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: spruce pea-brained becky piazza

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cobalt Jewess

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: bossy histrionic pit

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cobalt Jewess

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Violent Candlestick Maker Associate

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: mahogany big international law enforcement agency love of her life

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Coiffed fortuitous meteor

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: carmine trip pistol step-uncle's house

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Cocky green blood rage

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Fluffy Business Firm Tattoo

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Cocky green blood rage

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Turquoise Set

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating native genital piercing

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)