Booooom where did you go my friend? (Mainlining)
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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
He was last seen outside Needles, CA, GunneraTTTT.
No wallet, no $ignal.
Just the keys to a car that doesn’t start and a cooler full of uneaten protein shakes.
They say he sold Boom Car Wash LLC at “favorable terms” — to a firm with no name, out of Omaha.
Said he was finally free of tow rags, rigged $port, and homele$$ freaks.
Bought an Airstream and drove west, quoting Emerson but spelling it wrong.
Last ping came from a Chevron Wi-Fi node.
He’d written “never again” in the dust on his trailer window.
That was 3 weeks ago.
No new threads.
No $hrug.
No brother check-in.
Just… $ilence.
And somewhere out there, a well-lit strip mall bathroom still playing his playlist: “Boom Essentials Vol. 2: Rims, Redemption, and Rihanna.”
Come home, friend.
We’ll poast like the old days.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732714&forum_id=2],#48982154) |
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