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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
wow lol
thriller fat ankles
  06/30/25
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Orange Violent Market Useless Brakes
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
thriller fat ankles
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Heady blathering quadroon
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
180 Pozpig Regret
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
insecure mint jap
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
thriller fat ankles
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
High-end Abusive Church Sound Barrier
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
insecure mint jap
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Dashing abode
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
thriller fat ankles
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Maroon Private Investor
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Aphrodisiac chapel friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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hateful toaster shrine
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Exciting Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
...
lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
copper big hall
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
drab stain library
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
marvelous ultramarine trailer park mental disorder
  06/30/25
...
High-end Abusive Church Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Dashing abode
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
offensive ticket booth french chef
  07/01/25
...
drab stain library
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
light queen of the night
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Magenta Exhilarant Becky Headpube
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Shimmering Unholy Casino Round Eye
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
At-the-ready curious stock car
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Abnormal bearded site police squad
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Motley partner property
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: thriller fat ankles

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Orange Violent Market Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: thriller fat ankles

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Heady blathering quadroon

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: 180 Pozpig Regret

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: insecure mint jap

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: thriller fat ankles

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: High-end Abusive Church Sound Barrier

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: insecure mint jap

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Dashing abode

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: thriller fat ankles

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Maroon Private Investor

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chapel friendly grandma

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hateful toaster shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Exciting Bawdyhouse

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned piazza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: copper big hall

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: drab stain library

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine trailer park mental disorder

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: High-end Abusive Church Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Dashing abode

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: offensive ticket booth french chef

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: drab stain library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: light queen of the night

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Magenta Exhilarant Becky Headpube

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Shimmering Unholy Casino Round Eye

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: At-the-ready curious stock car

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Abnormal bearded site police squad

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Motley partner property

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)