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Real Talk: Dinosaurs were invented by some child somewhere

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to prot...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  02/11/19
Great moniker poasts synergy
Appetizing silver point ape
  02/11/19
And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and ju...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly eno...
Yapping lavender feces
  04/04/20
(Elizabeth Holmes)
Judgmental School Cafeteria
  08/04/20
(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)
ruddy hissy fit
  07/18/22
All of these look like they could be aquatic.
Ultramarine state
  09/23/22
Libs, your response?
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Some are gay.
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This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ...
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big plaza
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Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, b...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
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Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEA...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is ...
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rusted hot party of the first part
  04/02/20
You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because sci...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
lmao @ paleontologists
Opaque Aphrodisiac Pit Faggotry
  07/10/23
No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.
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khaki box office
  04/02/20
How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAF...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Ha...
Ultramarine state
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https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729
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  04/02/20
great thread
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Marvelous house
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You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BAD...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.
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Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with tw...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
talented lake internal respiration stag film
  04/02/20
180 work ITT
Beta Rigor Jewess
  04/02/20
4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POIN...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the no...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned tric...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on back...
Beta Rigor Jewess
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Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a tric...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
lmao
bateful trailer park friendly grandma
  04/02/20
at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start find...
Beta Rigor Jewess
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If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about...
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Razzle garnet property
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I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in thi...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/02/20
Where is Estrada when we really need him?
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  04/02/20
Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.
Cobalt Sticky Gas Station
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I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How abo...
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Estrada! I missed you man
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We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever hav...
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Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall o...
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Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to ...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/16/20
Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fing...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/16/20
I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book...
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Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in...
Floppy Salmon Patrolman
  04/16/20
How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGE...
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cr, they're basically pokemon lmao
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honestly more believable than most dinosaurs
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the bones are like 85% plaster
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Appetizing silver point ape

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: Yapping lavender feces

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria

(Elizabeth Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40707911)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: ruddy hissy fit

(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: green fragrant abode roast beef

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse Coiffed Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923240)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle garnet property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923903)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42086448)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser obsidian orchestra pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43899326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: mustard karate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43899780)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: low-t galvanic giraffe heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45195326)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: low-t galvanic giraffe heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45221919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Saffron native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Crystalline Swashbuckling Goyim Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#49019548)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Violet Field Persian

Some are gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#49020263)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923000)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: rusted hot party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923074)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Opaque Aphrodisiac Pit Faggotry

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Jet-lagged outnumbered filthpig

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: khaki box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923097)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Mewling motley generalized bond

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: bateful trailer park friendly grandma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923878)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: alcoholic sooty spot selfie

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Bespoke crackhouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#41066322)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: mustard karate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#41608516)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: talented lake internal respiration stag film

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Beta Rigor Jewess

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: Beta Rigor Jewess

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: bateful trailer park friendly grandma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: Beta Rigor Jewess

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle garnet property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: fluffy brethren step-uncle's house

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Cobalt Sticky Gas Station

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: smoky soul-stirring institution cuckoldry

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: Yapping lavender feces

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: bronze stirring business firm

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: bronze stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Snowy becky weed whacker

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: fighting dingle berry rehab

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: shimmering exciting mediation

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Orchid Blathering Lodge

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Pearly vigorous twinkling uncleanness knife

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: Unholy razzle-dazzle tattoo parlor

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Beta Rigor Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Mewling motley generalized bond

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Ebony useless kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: flirting cream stead milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse Coiffed Lay

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Frozen charismatic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: crawly stage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Opaque Aphrodisiac Pit Faggotry

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45313753)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: confused people who are hurt

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46536640)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: confused people who are hurt

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Iridescent internet-worthy range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: fluffy brethren step-uncle's house

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: low-t galvanic giraffe heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48399595)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Metal Azure Stage Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48399602)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy Salmon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: fluffy brethren step-uncle's house

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2],#49018364)