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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
big tan church building
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Laughsome self-centered corner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Hateful disrespectful national
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
peach fear-inspiring antidepressant drug sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Glittery sapphire church fanboi
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
charcoal cowardly center
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
sepia beady-eyed dopamine theatre
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Motley walnut crackhouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
nubile coldplay fan
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
judgmental spot boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Wonderful Orchestra Pit Roast Beef
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
poppy fighting piazza weed whacker
  06/30/25
cr
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
nubile coldplay fan
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Greedy Cerebral Gaping
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena
  06/30/25
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swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
poppy fighting piazza weed whacker
  06/30/25
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spruce old irish cottage cuck
  07/01/25
*bussy
Aggressive Burgundy Sound Barrier
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
charcoal cowardly center
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
light organic girlfriend nowag
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
crystalline mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
fuck
Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
light organic girlfriend nowag
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
big tan church building
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Greedy Cerebral Gaping
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
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Blathering Forum
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
diverse olive idea he suggested
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
galvanic gas station main people
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
harsh passionate rehab
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
galvanic gas station main people
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
galvanic gas station main people
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Glassy shrine
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sooty location water buffalo
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Amber wild step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
tcr
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
just jump
Canary prole institution
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
...
Lavender Stag Film Wrinkle
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Erotic property mexican
  06/30/25
wow
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Lascivious Degenerate Headpube
  06/30/25
JFC man
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Motley walnut crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Canary prole institution
  06/30/25
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Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
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Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena
  06/30/25
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Cerise keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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Slippery pink private investor
  06/30/25
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Sooty location water buffalo
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Amber wild step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
diverse olive idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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spruce old irish cottage cuck
  07/01/25
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abnormal parlour
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Coral bawdyhouse dingle berry
  07/01/25
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dun hall dragon
  07/01/25
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Hateful disrespectful national
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Glittery sapphire church fanboi
  06/30/25
bro
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
...
Amber wild step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
lol
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
...
overrated marvelous library travel guidebook
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
supple state skinny woman
  06/30/25
jfc
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
nubile coldplay fan
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cerise keepsake machete
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Slippery pink private investor
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
supple state skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
harsh passionate rehab
  07/01/25
...
Slippery pink private investor
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
dun hall dragon
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Excitant Ocher Temple
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Greedy Cerebral Gaping
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Dead multi-colored giraffe
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/01/25
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high-end principal's office personal credit line
  07/01/25
lol
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
...
Canary prole institution
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Free-loading comical psychic
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
appetizing purple new version
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
splenetic mahogany double fault nibblets
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Cracking low-t plaza mental disorder
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
high-end principal's office personal credit line
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mint electric ticket booth
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/01/25
...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
spruce old irish cottage cuck
  07/01/25
😟
flushed lay patrolman
  07/01/25
...
Adventurous sick area athletic conference
  07/01/25
holy shit
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
high-end principal's office personal credit line
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Henna Stage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
dun hall dragon
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
charcoal cowardly center
  07/01/25
...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
dun hall dragon
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
dun hall dragon
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Erotic property mexican
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
charcoal cowardly center
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
stirring meetinghouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
spruce old irish cottage cuck
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
ruby digit ratio point
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/06/25
...
Erotic property mexican
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fantasy-prone vivacious alpha
  07/06/25
...
Slippery pink private investor
  07/06/25
lol
swollen ruddy hominid casino
  07/07/25
wow
Irradiated Deer Antler
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: big tan church building

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome self-centered corner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hateful disrespectful national

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: peach fear-inspiring antidepressant drug sweet tailpipe

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Glittery sapphire church fanboi

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charcoal cowardly center

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sepia beady-eyed dopamine theatre

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Motley walnut crackhouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: nubile coldplay fan

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: judgmental spot boltzmann

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Orchestra Pit Roast Beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: poppy fighting piazza weed whacker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: nubile coldplay fan

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Greedy Cerebral Gaping

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: poppy fighting piazza weed whacker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spruce old irish cottage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Aggressive Burgundy Sound Barrier

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: charcoal cowardly center

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: light organic girlfriend nowag

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: crystalline mad-dog skullcap

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: light organic girlfriend nowag

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: big tan church building

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Greedy Cerebral Gaping

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Blathering Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: diverse olive idea he suggested

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: galvanic gas station main people

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: harsh passionate rehab

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: galvanic gas station main people

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: galvanic gas station main people

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glassy shrine

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty location water buffalo

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Amber wild step-uncle's house

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Canary prole institution

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lavender Stag Film Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Erotic property mexican

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Degenerate Headpube

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Motley walnut crackhouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Canary prole institution



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Soggy shimmering resort striped hyena



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cerise keepsake machete



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Slippery pink private investor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sooty location water buffalo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Amber wild step-uncle's house

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: diverse olive idea he suggested

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Cheese-eating flatulent therapy stage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spruce old irish cottage cuck



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: abnormal parlour



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Coral bawdyhouse dingle berry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: dun hall dragon



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hateful disrespectful national



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Glittery sapphire church fanboi

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Amber wild step-uncle's house



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: overrated marvelous library travel guidebook



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: supple state skinny woman

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: nubile coldplay fan

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerise keepsake machete

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Slippery pink private investor

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: supple state skinny woman

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: harsh passionate rehab



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Slippery pink private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: dun hall dragon

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant Ocher Temple

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Greedy Cerebral Gaping

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored giraffe

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: high-end principal's office personal credit line



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Canary prole institution



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Free-loading comical psychic

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: appetizing purple new version

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: trip aquamarine police squad karate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany double fault nibblets

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Cracking low-t plaza mental disorder

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: high-end principal's office personal credit line

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mint electric ticket booth

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: spruce old irish cottage cuck

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flushed lay patrolman

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Adventurous sick area athletic conference



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: high-end principal's office personal credit line

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Henna Stage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: dun hall dragon

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: charcoal cowardly center

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: dun hall dragon

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: dun hall dragon

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Erotic property mexican

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: charcoal cowardly center

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: spruce old irish cottage cuck

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ruby digit ratio point

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Erotic property mexican



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious alpha

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Slippery pink private investor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: swollen ruddy hominid casino

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Deer Antler

wow

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