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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
passionate preventive strike
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
sickened temple
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
provocative rose heaven
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
180 goal in life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Red Spectacular Queen Of The Night Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
thirsty thriller degenerate idiot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Ruby cerebral pistol
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Irradiated Knife Gunner
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
pea-brained pale range becky
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Angry multi-colored wrinkle location
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Racy address
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
demanding library
  06/30/25
cr
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
pea-brained pale range becky
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha
  06/30/25
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Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
demanding library
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz principal's office
  07/01/25
*bussy
impressive laughsome boistinker background story
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
thirsty thriller degenerate idiot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Rough-skinned Vibrant Theatre
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Motley stage
  06/30/25
fuck
copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Rough-skinned Vibrant Theatre
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
passionate preventive strike
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
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exhilarant round eye
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Soggy doctorate dog poop
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Mauve Jew University
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Aggressive ratface plaza
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Light hyperventilating quadroon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Indecent gay friendly grandma
  06/30/25
tcr
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
just jump
flesh death wish
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
...
Yapping painfully honest masturbator
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
wow
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
translucent hall
  06/30/25
JFC man
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Irradiated Knife Gunner
  06/30/25
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flesh death wish
  06/30/25
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copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha
  06/30/25
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Floppy persian sanctuary
  06/30/25
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indigo hell
  06/30/25
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Light hyperventilating quadroon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Indecent gay friendly grandma
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Soggy doctorate dog poop
  06/30/25
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Bearded Lodge Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz principal's office
  07/01/25
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Free-loading alcoholic chapel
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
titillating primrose crotch affirmative action
  07/01/25
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Marvelous garrison pocket flask
  07/01/25
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provocative rose heaven
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Red Spectacular Queen Of The Night Deer Antler
  06/30/25
bro
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
...
Indecent gay friendly grandma
  06/30/25
lol
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
...
Grizzly diverse resort
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Lake bearded spot stock car
  06/30/25
jfc
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
pea-brained pale range becky
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Floppy persian sanctuary
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
indigo hell
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Lake bearded spot stock car
  07/01/25
...
Mauve Jew University
  07/01/25
...
indigo hell
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Marvelous garrison pocket flask
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
apoplectic abusive set
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
copper embarrassed to the bone market
  06/30/25
...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/01/25
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Supple pink legend
  07/01/25
lol
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
...
flesh death wish
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
dun ticket booth love of her life
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Territorial Sepia Travel Guidebook Point
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Adulterous heady haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
chestnut wonderful striped hyena codepig
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Fragrant bistre keepsake machete party of the first part
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Supple pink legend
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
galvanic mischievous indirect expression locale
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/01/25
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fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Razzmatazz principal's office
  07/01/25
😟
Sick khaki space
  07/01/25
...
mind-boggling rehab mental disorder
  07/01/25
holy shit
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Supple pink legend
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
umber school laser beams
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Marvelous garrison pocket flask
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
thirsty thriller degenerate idiot
  07/01/25
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fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Marvelous garrison pocket flask
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Marvelous garrison pocket flask
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
thirsty thriller degenerate idiot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Razzle Half-breed
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Razzmatazz principal's office
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
arousing puppy weed whacker
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/06/25
...
Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Razzle-dazzle Mexican Orchestra Pit
  07/06/25
...
indigo hell
  07/06/25
lol
Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage
  07/07/25
wow
fantasy-prone hospital sandwich
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: passionate preventive strike

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sickened temple

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: provocative rose heaven

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: 180 goal in life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Red Spectacular Queen Of The Night Deer Antler

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: thirsty thriller degenerate idiot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ruby cerebral pistol

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Knife Gunner

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: pea-brained pale range becky

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Angry multi-colored wrinkle location

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Racy address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: demanding library

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: pea-brained pale range becky

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: demanding library

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: impressive laughsome boistinker background story

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: thirsty thriller degenerate idiot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vibrant Theatre

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Motley stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vibrant Theatre

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: passionate preventive strike

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: exhilarant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Soggy doctorate dog poop

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mauve Jew University

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted brilliant tanning salon

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Aggressive ratface plaza

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Light hyperventilating quadroon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Indecent gay friendly grandma

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flesh death wish

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Yapping painfully honest masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: translucent hall

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Knife Gunner

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flesh death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aromatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Floppy persian sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: indigo hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Light hyperventilating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Indecent gay friendly grandma

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Soggy doctorate dog poop

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bearded Lodge Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Free-loading alcoholic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: titillating primrose crotch affirmative action

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Marvelous garrison pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: provocative rose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Red Spectacular Queen Of The Night Deer Antler

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Indecent gay friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Grizzly diverse resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lake bearded spot stock car

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: pea-brained pale range becky

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy persian sanctuary

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: indigo hell

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Lake bearded spot stock car

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Mauve Jew University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: indigo hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Marvelous garrison pocket flask

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: apoplectic abusive set

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Sienna Vigorous Fortuitous Meteor

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: copper embarrassed to the bone market

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Supple pink legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flesh death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: dun ticket booth love of her life

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Territorial Sepia Travel Guidebook Point

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Adulterous heady haunted graveyard

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: chestnut wonderful striped hyena codepig

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Fragrant bistre keepsake machete party of the first part

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Supple pink legend

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic mischievous indirect expression locale

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sick khaki space

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling rehab mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Supple pink legend

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: umber school laser beams

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Marvelous garrison pocket flask

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: thirsty thriller degenerate idiot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Marvelous garrison pocket flask

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Marvelous garrison pocket flask

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: thirsty thriller degenerate idiot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle Half-breed

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: arousing puppy weed whacker

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hilarious excitant house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mexican Orchestra Pit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: indigo hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic unhinged digit ratio stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hospital sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)