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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Buff alcoholic laser beams stag film
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Misanthropic razzmatazz yarmulke
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Emerald Cerebral Travel Guidebook Nursing Home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
aromatic swollen shrine friendly grandma
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Comical Turquoise Codepig
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
slimy charismatic tanning salon
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
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  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Fantasy-prone Address Jewess
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
saffron nighttime toilet seat
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
provocative bipolar nowag
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Sexy Ruddy Heaven Jew
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Maroon casino scourge upon the earth
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Cocky Exciting Whorehouse Place Of Business
  06/30/25
cr
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
saffron nighttime toilet seat
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Sexy Ruddy Heaven Jew
  06/30/25
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Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Cocky Exciting Whorehouse Place Of Business
  06/30/25
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titillating confused piazza boistinker
  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
slimy charismatic tanning salon
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
domesticated partner sandwich
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Impressive Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
fuck
Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
domesticated partner sandwich
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Buff alcoholic laser beams stag film
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
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Irradiated Mood
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
milky flirting boiling water
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
trip tantric institution incel
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
milky flirting boiling water
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
milky flirting boiling water
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
electric center gunner
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
underhanded magenta hissy fit stage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Judgmental church headpube
  06/30/25
tcr
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
just jump
translucent affirmative action factory reset button
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
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Contagious Fiercely-loyal National Hominid
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
violet son of senegal
  06/30/25
wow
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Lemon Blathering House
  06/30/25
JFC man
arrogant canary home messiness
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Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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underhanded magenta hissy fit stage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Judgmental church headpube
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Emerald Cerebral Travel Guidebook Nursing Home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Comical Turquoise Codepig
  06/30/25
bro
arrogant canary home messiness
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...
Judgmental church headpube
  06/30/25
lol
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
...
soul-stirring associate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
saffron nighttime toilet seat
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Wonderful business firm
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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  07/01/25
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Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Scarlet lettuce
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Shaky knife
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
arrogant canary home messiness
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
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arrogant canary home messiness
  07/01/25
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black wrinkle
  07/01/25
lol
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
...
translucent affirmative action factory reset button
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Histrionic gas station
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
bateful walnut market
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Fluffy coffee pot
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Brilliant territorial dysfunction
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
impertinent talented organic girlfriend french chef
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
black wrinkle
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
maize ape roommate
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/01/25
...
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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Supple Coiffed Range
  07/01/25
holy shit
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
black wrinkle
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brass Insane Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Scarlet lettuce
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
slimy charismatic tanning salon
  07/01/25
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arrogant canary home messiness
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Scarlet lettuce
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Scarlet lettuce
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
violet son of senegal
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
slimy charismatic tanning salon
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
titillating confused piazza boistinker
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Hateful costumed double fault
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/06/25
...
violet son of senegal
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig
  07/06/25
lol
Rough-skinned vigorous office
  07/07/25
wow
arrogant canary home messiness
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Buff alcoholic laser beams stag film

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzmatazz yarmulke

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Emerald Cerebral Travel Guidebook Nursing Home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: aromatic swollen shrine friendly grandma

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Comical Turquoise Codepig

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slimy charismatic tanning salon

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic bisexual weed whacker orchestra pit

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Address Jewess

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: saffron nighttime toilet seat

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: provocative bipolar nowag

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sexy Ruddy Heaven Jew

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Maroon casino scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cocky Exciting Whorehouse Place Of Business

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: saffron nighttime toilet seat

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Sexy Ruddy Heaven Jew

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cocky Exciting Whorehouse Place Of Business

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: titillating confused piazza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Lascivious ocher antidepressant drug

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: slimy charismatic tanning salon

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: domesticated partner sandwich

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Impressive Marketing Idea

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: domesticated partner sandwich

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Buff alcoholic laser beams stag film

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Amber dragon gay wizard

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: milky flirting boiling water

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: trip tantric institution incel

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: milky flirting boiling water

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: milky flirting boiling water

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: electric center gunner

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: underhanded magenta hissy fit stage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Judgmental church headpube

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: translucent affirmative action factory reset button

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Contagious Fiercely-loyal National Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: violet son of senegal

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

wow

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Lemon Blathering House

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Address Jewess

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: translucent affirmative action factory reset button



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sexy Ruddy Heaven Jew



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Wonderful business firm



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: underhanded magenta hissy fit stage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Judgmental church headpube

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Amber dragon gay wizard

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: appetizing hell



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: titillating confused piazza boistinker



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: kink-friendly silver pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: pea-brained cruel-hearted striped hyena becky

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Scarlet lettuce



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Emerald Cerebral Travel Guidebook Nursing Home



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Comical Turquoise Codepig

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Judgmental church headpube



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring associate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lilac brunch sex offender

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: saffron nighttime toilet seat

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Wonderful business firm

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Lilac brunch sex offender

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: trip tantric institution incel



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Scarlet lettuce

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Shaky knife

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Burgundy exhilarant idea he suggested dilemma

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Orchid Hairy Legs Useless Brakes

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: black wrinkle



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: translucent affirmative action factory reset button



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Histrionic gas station

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: bateful walnut market

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fluffy coffee pot

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Brilliant territorial dysfunction

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: impertinent talented organic girlfriend french chef

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: black wrinkle

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: maize ape roommate

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: titillating confused piazza boistinker

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: topaz famous landscape painting pocket flask

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Range



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: black wrinkle

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brass Insane Ticket Booth Boltzmann

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Scarlet lettuce

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: slimy charismatic tanning salon

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Scarlet lettuce

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Scarlet lettuce

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: violet son of senegal

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: slimy charismatic tanning salon

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Irate twinkling uncleanness parlour

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: titillating confused piazza boistinker

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Hateful costumed double fault

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: violet son of senegal



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cream sickened crackhouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Generalized Bond Rigpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous office

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: arrogant canary home messiness

wow

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