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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Glassy incel resort
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
razzle step-uncle's house pistol
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
irradiated sexy den kitty
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
godawful chapel
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sable 180 hairy legs stead
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
slippery insane yarmulke
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Mauve useless brakes
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Bat-shit-crazy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Sepia beta jap shitlib
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
self-absorbed indian lodge
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
snowy diverse stag film
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
mint rigpig volcanic crater
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Mind-boggling International Law Enforcement Agency Box Office
  06/30/25
cr
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Sepia beta jap shitlib
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
snowy diverse stag film
  06/30/25
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Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Mind-boggling International Law Enforcement Agency Box Office
  06/30/25
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crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur
  07/01/25
*bussy
Curious White Garrison Pozpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
slippery insane yarmulke
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Burgundy messiness
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Fishy irate trailer park round eye
  06/30/25
fuck
haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Burgundy messiness
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Glassy incel resort
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
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Olive thriller pocket flask
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
swashbuckling private investor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
multi-colored cordovan candlestick maker
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Razzmatazz brunch newt
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Harsh motley field genital piercing
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Crimson piazza
  06/30/25
tcr
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
just jump
Vermilion selfie hall
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
...
Autistic community account theatre
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
stirring parlour
  06/30/25
wow
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
nofapping galvanic factory reset button
  06/30/25
JFC man
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Bat-shit-crazy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Vermilion selfie hall
  06/30/25
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haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
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snowy diverse stag film
  06/30/25
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lime ceo scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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hairraiser carmine cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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Harsh motley field genital piercing
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Crimson piazza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
swashbuckling private investor
  06/30/25
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Vengeful Narrow-minded Rigor
  07/01/25
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crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur
  07/01/25
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turquoise spectacular depressive area
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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supple splenetic turdskin principal's office
  07/01/25
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irradiated sexy den kitty
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sable 180 hairy legs stead
  06/30/25
bro
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
...
Crimson piazza
  06/30/25
lol
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
...
big school mother
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
metal fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
jfc
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Sepia beta jap shitlib
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
lime ceo scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
hairraiser carmine cuckoldry
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
metal fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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multi-colored cordovan candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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hairraiser carmine cuckoldry
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
supple splenetic turdskin principal's office
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
coral market
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
haunting exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/01/25
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arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction
  07/01/25
lol
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
...
Vermilion selfie hall
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
passionate pink locale quadroon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Maize clown
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Exciting university blood rage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Outnumbered yapping half-breed
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
charismatic lavender bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Coiffed brilliant property
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/01/25
...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur
  07/01/25
😟
infuriating puce sanctuary faggotry
  07/01/25
...
Vibrant Self-centered Shrine
  07/01/25
holy shit
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
territorial stock car
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
supple splenetic turdskin principal's office
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
slippery insane yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
supple splenetic turdskin principal's office
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
supple splenetic turdskin principal's office
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
stirring parlour
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
slippery insane yarmulke
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
transparent range indirect expression
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
frum very tactful circlehead
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/06/25
...
stirring parlour
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
disturbing laser beams house
  07/06/25
...
hairraiser carmine cuckoldry
  07/06/25
lol
Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate
  07/07/25
wow
Orange tanning salon sandwich
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Glassy incel resort

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house pistol

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: irradiated sexy den kitty

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: godawful chapel

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sable 180 hairy legs stead

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slippery insane yarmulke

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mauve useless brakes

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Meetinghouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sepia beta jap shitlib

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed indian lodge

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: snowy diverse stag film

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mint rigpig volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling International Law Enforcement Agency Box Office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sepia beta jap shitlib

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: snowy diverse stag film

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling International Law Enforcement Agency Box Office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Curious White Garrison Pozpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: slippery insane yarmulke

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Burgundy messiness

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Fishy irate trailer park round eye

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Burgundy messiness

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Glassy incel resort

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Olive thriller pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling private investor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: multi-colored cordovan candlestick maker

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: trip brass masturbator faggot firefighter

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch newt

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Harsh motley field genital piercing

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Crimson piazza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie hall

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Autistic community account theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: stirring parlour

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: nofapping galvanic factory reset button

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Meetinghouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie hall



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: snowy diverse stag film



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: lime ceo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Harsh motley field genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Crimson piazza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling private investor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Vengeful Narrow-minded Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: turquoise spectacular depressive area



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac forum

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: supple splenetic turdskin principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: irradiated sexy den kitty



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sable 180 hairy legs stead

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Crimson piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big school mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: metal fortuitous meteor

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Sepia beta jap shitlib

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: lime ceo scourge upon the earth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine cuckoldry

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: metal fortuitous meteor

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored cordovan candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: supple splenetic turdskin principal's office

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: coral market

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful trump supporter bbw

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: haunting exhilarant corner

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie hall



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: passionate pink locale quadroon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Maize clown

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Exciting university blood rage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered yapping half-breed

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: charismatic lavender bawdyhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Coiffed brilliant property

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: infuriating puce sanctuary faggotry

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-centered Shrine



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: arousing navy athletic conference dysfunction

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: territorial stock car

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: supple splenetic turdskin principal's office

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: slippery insane yarmulke

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: supple splenetic turdskin principal's office

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: supple splenetic turdskin principal's office

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: stirring parlour

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: slippery insane yarmulke

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: transparent range indirect expression

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: crawly soul-stirring stage voyeur

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: frum very tactful circlehead

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: stirring parlour



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: disturbing laser beams house

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: hairraiser carmine cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Violet Contagious Plaza Doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Orange tanning salon sandwich

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)