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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bespoke cream son of senegal
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Walnut tank piazza
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
contagious cheese-eating school ceo
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
charismatic university
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
appetizing yarmulke
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
histrionic stain stage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
spectacular windowlicker
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Motley crystalline party of the first part area
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bright Tattoo
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Fiercely-loyal Fortuitous Meteor Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Adventurous soggy mediation mother
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
white shaky native knife
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
green scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
cr
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bright Tattoo
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Adventurous soggy mediation mother
  06/30/25
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Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
green scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard
  07/01/25
*bussy
odious pit
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
histrionic stain stage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
purple dilemma dragon
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
cerebral vengeful lay
  06/30/25
fuck
vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
purple dilemma dragon
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bespoke cream son of senegal
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
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Vigorous confused half-breed codepig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Yellow cruise ship elastic band
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Stubborn bateful potus
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Lime Bbw
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Stubborn bateful potus
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Stubborn bateful potus
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
mind-boggling khaki box office
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Ultramarine Boistinker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Boyish startled brethren plaza
  06/30/25
tcr
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
just jump
Aphrodisiac chest-beating site
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
soul-stirring crackhouse goal in life
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
razzle-dazzle locus lettuce
  06/30/25
wow
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
180 sandwich
  06/30/25
JFC man
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Motley crystalline party of the first part area
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac chest-beating site
  06/30/25
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vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
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Adventurous soggy mediation mother
  06/30/25
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Twisted Kitty
  06/30/25
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greedy aqua ratface
  06/30/25
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Ultramarine Boistinker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Boyish startled brethren plaza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Yellow cruise ship elastic band
  06/30/25
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Splenetic effete generalized bond
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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balding public bath
  07/01/25
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contagious cheese-eating school ceo
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
appetizing yarmulke
  06/30/25
bro
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
Boyish startled brethren plaza
  06/30/25
lol
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Glassy keepsake machete cuckold
  06/30/25
jfc
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bright Tattoo
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Twisted Kitty
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
greedy aqua ratface
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Glassy keepsake machete cuckold
  07/01/25
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Lime Bbw
  07/01/25
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greedy aqua ratface
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
balding public bath
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
glittery tan resort deer antler
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
kink-friendly meetinghouse
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
vermilion dashing prole
  06/30/25
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Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/01/25
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Big brunch
  07/01/25
lol
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac chest-beating site
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
olive provocative point
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Laughsome volcanic crater space
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Sexy multi-colored multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
bisexual step-uncle's house queen of the night
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Big brunch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bat-shit-crazy deranged immigrant
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/01/25
...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard
  07/01/25
😟
Very tactful mint athletic conference
  07/01/25
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thirsty sanctuary mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
holy shit
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Big brunch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
galvanic rambunctious haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
balding public bath
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
histrionic stain stage
  07/01/25
...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
balding public bath
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
balding public bath
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
razzle-dazzle locus lettuce
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
histrionic stain stage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Iridescent heaven
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Infuriating plum halford indian lodge
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/06/25
...
razzle-dazzle locus lettuce
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Beady-eyed trump supporter
  07/06/25
...
greedy aqua ratface
  07/06/25
lol
Coral self-absorbed house turdskin
  07/07/25
wow
Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bespoke cream son of senegal

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Walnut tank piazza

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: contagious cheese-eating school ceo

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: charismatic university

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: appetizing yarmulke

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic stain stage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: spectacular windowlicker

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Motley crystalline party of the first part area

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bright Tattoo

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Fortuitous Meteor Old Irish Cottage

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous soggy mediation mother

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: white shaky native knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bright Tattoo

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly meetinghouse

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Adventurous soggy mediation mother

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: odious pit

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: histrionic stain stage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: purple dilemma dragon

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cerebral vengeful lay

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: purple dilemma dragon

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bespoke cream son of senegal

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly meetinghouse

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Vigorous confused half-breed codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Yellow cruise ship elastic band

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Stubborn bateful potus

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lime Bbw

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stubborn bateful potus

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Stubborn bateful potus

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki box office

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Boistinker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Boyish startled brethren plaza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating site

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus lettuce

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: 180 sandwich

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Motley crystalline party of the first part area

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating site



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adventurous soggy mediation mother



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Twisted Kitty



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: greedy aqua ratface



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Boistinker



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Boyish startled brethren plaza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Yellow cruise ship elastic band

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Splenetic effete generalized bond



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: saffron macaca



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Silver swashbuckling alpha casino

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: balding public bath



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: contagious cheese-eating school ceo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing yarmulke

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Boyish startled brethren plaza



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: insanely creepy toilet seat



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Glassy keepsake machete cuckold

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bright Tattoo

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Twisted Kitty

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: greedy aqua ratface

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Glassy keepsake machete cuckold

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Lime Bbw



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: greedy aqua ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: balding public bath

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: glittery tan resort deer antler

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly meetinghouse

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: vermilion dashing prole

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Big brunch



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating site



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: olive provocative point

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Laughsome volcanic crater space

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Duck-like salmon roast beef genital piercing

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sexy multi-colored multi-billionaire

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: bisexual step-uncle's house queen of the night

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big brunch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy deranged immigrant

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Very tactful mint athletic conference

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: thirsty sanctuary mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big brunch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: galvanic rambunctious haunted graveyard

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: balding public bath

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: histrionic stain stage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: balding public bath

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: balding public bath

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus lettuce

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: histrionic stain stage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Iridescent heaven

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting gay wizard

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Infuriating plum halford indian lodge

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus lettuce



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed trump supporter

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: greedy aqua ratface



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Coral self-absorbed house turdskin

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exciting Hunting Ground Wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)