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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
poppy market
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
poppy market
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
poppy market
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
poppy market
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
poppy market
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
poppy market
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
cyan autistic death wish
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
poppy market
  08/18/13
k
cyan autistic death wish
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
Provocative area
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
poppy market
  08/18/13
180000000000
ebony contagious church
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
poppy market
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Sick sexy idiot rigor
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
180 dilemma
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
poppy market
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
180 dilemma
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
poppy market
  08/18/13
180
180 dilemma
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
poppy market
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
poppy market
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
mentally impaired unhinged site puppy
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
poppy market
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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poppy market
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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180 thread
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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you on fetlife bro?
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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poppy market
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
poppy market
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
Sick sexy idiot rigor
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: poppy market

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: poppy market

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: poppy market

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: poppy market

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: poppy market

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: poppy market

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: cyan autistic death wish

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: poppy market

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: cyan autistic death wish

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Blue affirmative action

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: impressive crackhouse

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: twinkling nursing home fat ankles



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: vermilion stirring stag film mother



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Magical Dopamine

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: impressive crackhouse



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Soggy stimulating hospital alpha



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: plum heaven



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Provocative area

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: poppy market

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: ebony contagious church

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: poppy market

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Sick sexy idiot rigor

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: 180 dilemma

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: poppy market

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: 180 dilemma

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: poppy market

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: 180 dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: poppy market

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: poppy market

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: poppy market

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired unhinged site puppy

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Fragrant kitty cat



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained hall weed whacker



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: twinkling nursing home fat ankles

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: electric gas station



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Galvanic sinister school cafeteria foreskin

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: glassy soul-stirring point

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: 180 dilemma

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: poppy market

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Cracking national cuckold



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Olive pistol shrine



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: impressive crackhouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: poppy market



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: poppy market

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: bateful slippery temple



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: balding state partner

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Odious ceo



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king immigrant



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Magenta space round eye



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive windowlicker brunch

180 thread.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Chrome Territorial Keepsake Machete Reading Party

probably best thread title of the year

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Heady organic girlfriend factory reset button

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: poppy market

Fuck you, not flame bro.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Heady organic girlfriend factory reset button

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: poppy market

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Cruise Ship

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Chrome Territorial Keepsake Machete Reading Party

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: cyan autistic death wish



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: titillating useless brakes

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Odious ceo

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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: 180 dilemma

UPDATE?

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: poppy market

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Galvanic sinister school cafeteria foreskin

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: impressive crackhouse



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Dashing tanning salon



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: impressive crackhouse



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Magenta space round eye

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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: poppy market

I like that THIS thread bothers you

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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: ebony contagious church



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Soggy stimulating hospital alpha



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: poppy market



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous party of the first part

Jesus Christ.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: poppy market

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: poppy market

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: poppy market

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: outnumbered casino pisswyrm

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: poppy market

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: outnumbered casino pisswyrm

ATD.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: poppy market

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: violent yarmulke bbw

Lmao

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal abode

you on fetlife bro?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: poppy market

Yeah.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: poppy market

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: poppy market

of course

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Sick sexy idiot rigor

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: poppy market

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Sick sexy idiot rigor

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant whorehouse

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: poppy market

why just one?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant whorehouse

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic meetinghouse blood rage

hot

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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Jade spot



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Yapping Dragon

what the fuck is going on in here

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Misunderstood Adulterous Haunted Graveyard

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: deep vibrant house deer antler



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: poppy market

We had to buy new ones.

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: floppy private investor

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
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