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The first and last time I tell the whole Halford story (epah)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don&rsqu...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Emotionally + Phys...
Post nut horror
  01/01/26
? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan characte...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted so...
God feering patriot for Trump 2028
  01/01/26
Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Why did he do this? https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thre...
God feering patriot for Trump 2028
  01/01/26
Do what?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halfo...
The Kenosha Kid
  01/02/26
...
Post nut horror
  01/02/26
idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted und...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
You are too mainstream of a poaster to do this stupid shit
Roblox
  01/01/26
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Ass Sunstein
  01/01/26
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Consuela
  01/01/26
nigga
tats
  01/01/26
what prompted this OP
Labia Menorah
  01/01/26
Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking ab...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
You sent your strung out ex-wife on a one way ticket to see ...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulne...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarra...
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  01/02/26
recovering addicts are the best resource for current addicts...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
Idk. I don't have a crystal ball. I don't blame EPAH for som...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
...
FUCK LIBS
  01/02/26
What was his name?
joran tindersloot
  01/01/26
I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it ma...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call ...
joran tindersloot
  01/01/26
No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" whe...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at l...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
I don't know that answer either way.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Yeah but she does and you can text her right now. Say, did y...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
That'd be weird coming out of left field. Maybe next time s...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always...
ponytail
  01/02/26
This story only makes sense if Tamara from the rehab clinic ...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Damn, good point.
ponytail
  01/02/26
epah? your response?
dadgummit
  01/02/26
Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need fo...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without kno...
ponytail
  01/02/26
I mean, I'm sure she knew his name, because he'd introduced ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memo...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting wors...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to th...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
That was in Cleveland
bloomington
  01/02/26
I think that's close to Minnesota
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota
bloomington
  01/02/26
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  01/02/26
lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Should be "her and me" Jesus christ
Shlomo Dreidlowitz
  01/02/26
Not every xo story arc needs to include you man. WTF did you...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
wtf where did that outburst come from?
fudgie
  01/02/26
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William of Nigger
  01/02/26
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Bad Boy
  01/02/26
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bloody benchod bastard
  01/02/26
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ponytail
  01/02/26
...
richard clock
  01/02/26
That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too
internet fag
  01/02/26
MY halfordthread
As far as they will go but even farther
  01/02/26
mfcr fuck faggot luis
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  01/02/26
calm down, walter.
Labia Menorah
  01/02/26
why didn't you lay this all out when people were speculating...
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  01/01/26
She and I were still together five years ago. And it just s...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?
black abyss
  01/01/26
I haven't checked the mailbox for a while. I'm having that ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
sounds like his involvement changed nothing
dadgummit
  01/01/26
It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/01/26
that's a far too tendentiously naive perspective. he scor...
dadgummit
  01/02/26
Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surf...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious ab...
ponytail
  01/02/26
Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted s...
.,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,
  01/02/26
Never met him but I didn’t doubt he really was a mu...
ponytail
  01/02/26
Do they start off on supplements, or go straight to the roid...
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
He was pretty yoked in a thick, solid way, not a 2% body fat...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  01/02/26
He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.
Shlomo Dreidlowitz
  01/02/26
😢
FUCK LIBS
  01/02/26
the whole purpose of him giving her a ride is so a former ad...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
(at that time just one) transkid TP
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  01/01/26
what you are saying is Halford was a character you created s...
peeface
  01/02/26
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/02/26
Trans kids, Costco deposition, Tamara, reborn salmon, Washin...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
NONE of those groups are "marginalized" - you're l...
Gay Factory
  01/02/26
that makes no sense. if blacks and trannies aren't marginali...
dadgummit
  01/02/26
do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?
Ozzie Canseco
  01/02/26
An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol
Ozzie Canseco
  01/02/26
The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
No one high on heroin is much of an upholder of the honor co...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
heroin isn't a sex drug. it's more associated with declining...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>&...
Risten
  01/02/26
Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/02/26
yes and it was cheap back then because they were operating a...
piss daddy
  01/02/26
Huh.
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  01/02/26
'But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, ...
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
Threads like this provide me with so much clarity on the rea...
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26
should someone tell epah that mpm is over?
norwood ultra
  01/02/26
...
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  01/02/26
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It was...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26
Stupid boring flame I posted halfords actual obituary years ...
fully online and responsive
  01/02/26
That was a fake obit, planted by people who had an interest ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Wasn't there a local news article about the car accident? Al...
LathamTouchedMe
  01/02/26
...
Kenneth Play
  01/02/26
Thanks for the details.
Live Free or Die.
  01/02/26
I'm certain this is ~80% true and ~20% lies/made up because ...
zoomer sexuality expert
  01/02/26
Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie
,,.;,.,;..,.;..:.,:.;.:.:,.;...:.:,..
  01/02/26
If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
so in addition to grooming and abusing your sons to the poin...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  01/02/26
...
kike kabal
  01/02/26
I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  01/02/26
No one other than the addict can decide to pick up again. H...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26
Ty for telling. Don’t feel guilty. Addicts do stuff ...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26
...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astor...
'"'"'"''"
  01/02/26
lmao so many poasters in this thread have CLEARLY never had ...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
I don't have experience with addicts but can imagine them fi...
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  01/02/26
To be fair addicts view the world an entirely different way....
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
an addict will go through hell to get their fix. a snowy nig...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don'...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
I implied that like 50 subthreads ago. Also because Halfo...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
halford prob wanted to fuck, wifey said ok but you need to s...
kike kabal
  01/02/26
Also ljl at this whole thing about Halford being such an ama...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
you're the only one itt laser focused on that but it's specu...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that ...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  01/02/26
I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his pos...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. A...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  01/02/26
the legend of Halford only grows
Kenneth Play
  01/02/26
grow it big, show it big
Labia Menorah
  01/02/26
...
Kenneth Play
  01/02/26
1) Your claim that you don't know his name is not credible. ...
Patel Philippe
  01/02/26
what did doobs say exactly? doobs's passion was exchanging p...
kike nigger fag
  01/02/26
1. Why's that? I've met 4-5 posters, and only learned the n...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
If you have his phone number can't you like giga law search ...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Why would you put her in the hands of some junkie. Of course...
cowgod
  01/02/26
Yeah who possibly could have foreseen this
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
This was answered by gunnerattt above. In my experience, ap...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
January 14, 2014 the weather in portland was not snowy at al...
fully online and responsive
  01/02/26
Oh yeah, it was March 2014 when she relapsed and Jan. 14, 20...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
(Art Blank trying desperately to forget)
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
...
chad white man
  01/02/26
I don't know what to say other than I hope your ex is clean....
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  01/02/26
...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
Ty man and thanks for the well wishes, but she's still using...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
Terrible situation. What is she doing to where she can't mak...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
I'm guessing something like that, but I don't really care to...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
That's completely insane. I can't even imagine enjoying drug...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
they don't "enjoy it" per se. every one of them wi...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
You would think sanity would prevail at some point. It only ...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
We just had an entire shift where huge swaths of lower/worki...
gibberish (?)
  01/02/26
it's really not a hard thing to make sense of for anybody ex...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
Halford was entirely created in your mind. Truly 180 craftwo...
chad white man
  01/02/26
Just another vignette to illustrate life is pretty shit no m...
Fucking Fuckface
  01/02/26
Halford's last words to nude Mrs. EPAH before throwing it al...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Lord PiddleSnout, the Goutiest, Girthiest, Most-Fully ERECT ...
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  01/02/26
Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Emotionally + Phys...
Pumonymous
  01/02/26
Yes thank you for being the 4th person ITT to copy and paste...
single guy who won't stfu about his "ex"
  01/02/26
Looks like I'd misrecalled the dates a bit -- somehow he sta...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
This dude was popping into rehab clinics once a month? Track...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
More of the thread. It's weird though, maybe I didn't actua...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/02/26
I wonder if Louis is still out there trying to save lives. L...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
strange twist. now you think Louis was the guy who picked h...
Kenneth Play
  01/02/26
Heroin addiction, which doesn't exist anymore- they've all m...
Gay Grandpa
  01/02/26
It sounds like a living nightmare. I just can't understand w...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
Same, I’m an alcoholic who has ruined my life multiple...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26
As a veteran of whatever they give you at this hospital I ca...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
HAtp, or SHT?
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
You remember him saying that right? Did he ever send you tha...
William of Nigger
  01/02/26
He was obsessed with that song, lmao after I sent it to him....
Mister Yak
  01/02/26
...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  01/02/26
...
Kenneth Play
  01/02/26
Was he an actual truck driver? Going to Colorado and Washing...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/02/26


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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555537)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Post nut horror

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, Kaiya texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555540)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan character in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555547)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: God feering patriot for Trump 2028

Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted some time ago? (Which says he died in a single car accident in February 2019)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555551)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that wasn't him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: God feering patriot for Trump 2028

Why did he do this?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2692367&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555569)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555580)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: The Kenosha Kid

Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halford who died at the same time "Halford" disappeared?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556357)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556576)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted under his IRL name? There have probably been 5,000 posters over the history of xo, and he'd be the first one. And your view is that that's likely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556708)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Roblox

You are too mainstream of a poaster to do this stupid shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555595)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555541)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Consuela



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555554)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: tats

nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555560)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

what prompted this OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555564)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking about how Halford had really helped us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555574)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: William of Nigger

You sent your strung out ex-wife on a one way ticket to see a recovering addict knowing she needed to score again before checking info rehab. Another one of your brilliant life decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555637)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555687)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulnerable person around HALFORD TP wasn't winning the genius prize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556294)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarranted extension on life by HIS Fully ERECT Phallus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556530)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

recovering addicts are the best resource for current addicts.

you're being awfully vicious to epah itt considering he made it to honor halford and you discovered an addict friend for your past passed away years after you lost contact.

what should epah have done? "sorry i'm going to decline your help because i don't want to risk my wife getting you hooked again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556115)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Idk. I don't have a crystal ball. I don't blame EPAH for some addict's behavior. My issue with EPAH is his lack of commitment to factual evidence and the truth. Also it's just fun and games I have a lengthy history of teasing facts out of him he didn't readily admit. This has been going on for many years. I just like cross examining the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556283)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556256)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: joran tindersloot

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555565)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it makes him a bit more mythological.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555577)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: joran tindersloot

Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call me Halford, baby” when they were on their road trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555582)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" when we talked about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555589)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at least got that nut before dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555638)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't know that answer either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555690)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Yeah but she does and you can text her right now. Say, did you ever fuck Halford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555724)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

That'd be weird coming out of left field. Maybe next time she hits me up for a grand I'll say, "there's something from a long time ago that's always been bothering me..."

But I assume if they had, she'd just lie. And Halford was really cool to me, so I rather doubt he would have done that, especially at this particular juncture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555730)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: William of Nigger

He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in the airport bathroom, then flew to Portland. They were alone in Astoria. She wanted to score drugs. She would have done anything to get them. Now I don't know one way or another if they fucked but people who are alone together in a hotel room who like to do smack sometimes are attracted to each other. I'm not a rocket scientist. But drugs make a lot of people horny. I'm not saying it was Halford or anybody's fault. I'm just on a fact finding mission here. I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It's better to know than to not know. Secrets eat at you forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)

I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always still knew him as Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555641)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: William of Nigger

This story only makes sense if Tamara from the rehab clinic in Long Beach, WA also called him 'Halford'. She had to have known his real name. Doesn't add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555649)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Damn, good point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555655)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: dadgummit

epah? your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555657)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need for she and I to discuss Halford himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555688)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)

How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without knowing his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555691)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I mean, I'm sure she knew his name, because he'd introduced us. But I certainly didn't know his name, so I wouldn't have known who to inquire about. So I assume when I texted her I said something like, "hey trying to get in touch with my friend who introduced us."

Edit: Just checked my contacts, and her name was "Tamir" not Tamara btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555694)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: William of Nigger

For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure struggle to get your details straight.

"Our mutual friend tp"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555696)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memorize an ER, but even that only sticks for a month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting worse for you by the minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to this series of incidents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555703)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

That was in Cleveland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556066)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I think that's close to Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556712)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557061)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555718)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:26 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Shlomo Dreidlowitz

Should be "her and me" Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556060)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Not every xo story arc needs to include you man. WTF did you and Halford have to talk about anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: fudgie

wtf where did that outburst come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555697)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555699)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: Bad Boy (HYMAN)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555705)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: bloody benchod bastard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555987)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556132)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556250)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: internet fag

That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

MY halfordthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555995)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

mfcr fuck faggot luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556022)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

calm down, walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556448)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


why didn't you lay this all out when people were speculating and casting aspersions 5+ years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555576)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

She and I were still together five years ago. And it just seemed kind of raw to go into it. He legit saved her and us, but then she kind of wasted his efforts by relapsing again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555578)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555590)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I haven't checked the mailbox for a while. I'm having that house re-built, and we've been living elsewhere for almost a year now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555593)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: dadgummit

sounds like his involvement changed nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555598)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing whether her sobriety would last for two months or for a lifetime. The point it that he really went out of his way to help a poster, and died as a result (although he may have died anyway).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555603)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: dadgummit

that's a far too tendentiously naive perspective.

he scored heroin for a woman he was supposed to be helping out, putting both himself and your wife at risk. really terrible judgment. he had no business getting involved.

your wife didn't need a ride from him. you could have paid for a car service or whatever.

and predictably, neither person was helped in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555625)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surfer wife, "so, whadda ya wanna do, hon? I haven't done heroin in years haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555648)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)

One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious about cucking and thought being a BULL would be both hilarious and 9827347722887. Though this might have already been apparent from some of his interests as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555661)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave him the last ride of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555666)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted some pics without face iirc but i can't recall if flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Never met him but I didn’t doubt he really was a muscle stud . Not uncommon for young recovering addicts to go all in on the muscle stud lifestyle after getting clean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555689)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Do they start off on supplements, or go straight to the roids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555741)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

He was pretty yoked in a thick, solid way, not a 2% body fat kind of way, so I assumed he was on something but not hardcore roids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556015)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Shlomo Dreidlowitz

He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556065)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

😢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556264)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

the whole purpose of him giving her a ride is so a former addict was there to help get her to intake. which was the whole point of having her go to rehab out of state. this isn't uncommon at all. she had a better chance getting to rehab being driven by a former addict familiar with junkie excuses than some uber driver who isn't going to resist if she's like "just drop me off in the sketchy part of spokane instead please :)"

of course the flip side is that she could tempt the recovering addict into relapse with "tee hee just one last hit before i get clean, hey you want some too :)" which i bet is what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556177)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


(at that time just one) transkid TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555604)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: peeface

what you are saying is Halford was a character you created so you could say all the things you really felt beneath the shitlib facade, but had to kill him when you and your black wife got back together?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555630)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556046)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: William of Nigger

Trans kids, Costco deposition, Tamara, reborn salmon, Washington... It's true... All of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555633)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Gay Factory

NONE of those groups are "marginalized" - you're living in the 1950s Deep South



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555665)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: dadgummit

that makes no sense. if blacks and trannies aren't marginalized, why are they so vocal in clamoring for their rights in society and on university campuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555673)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555702)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555706)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have known that I was actually endangering *Halford.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: William of Nigger

She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria before and after they chased the dragon, leading Halford down a path of ecstasy and lust and pure harmony with the universe from which he would never recover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555727)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555732)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: William of Nigger

No one high on heroin is much of an upholder of the honor code, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555737)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:58 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555742)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

heroin isn't a sex drug. it's more associated with declining libido and the ability to function sexually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556119)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Risten

Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>>>>> magic Johnson's libido in 1985 after ingesting 50000k cc's of poppers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556133)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555717)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: piss daddy

yes and it was cheap back then because they were operating at a loss in order to gain marketshare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:07 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Huh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555707)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Mister Yak

'But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.'

LAWYERS ARE SCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555740)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Threads like this provide me with so much clarity on the reality of my marriage. I'm never getting divorced now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555743)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: norwood ultra

should someone tell epah that mpm is over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555763)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my contest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555764)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556077)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: fully online and responsive

Stupid boring flame I posted halfords actual obituary years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555759)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

That was a fake obit, planted by people who had an interest in concealing the truth. This is the real Halford. https://www.linkedin.com/in/rob-halford-7046bb260?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555765)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Wasn't there a local news article about the car accident? Also some posters had noted that he had posted about getting into some horrible wrecks in the past because of his speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556180)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556232)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: Live Free or Die.

Thanks for the details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49555762)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

I'm certain this is ~80% true and ~20% lies/made up because you either think it's funny or just can't help yourself.

However I have no idea which 20% is made up. that's how I know EPAH has an extremely high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556017)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: ,,.;,.,;..,.;..:.,:.;.:.:,.;...:.:,..


Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556196)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Mister Yak

If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


so in addition to grooming and abusing your sons to the point that they mutilated themselves and enabling your drug addict wife past the point of no return, you also are responsible for the death of a good poaster because you were too busy (probably suing yet another small business) to drive your crackwhore wife to rehab yourself?

you're just an all around great guy! seems like ditching the whole mormon thing and becoming a west coast faggot has worked out really well for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556021)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: kike kabal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556037)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556049)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

No one other than the addict can decide to pick up again. Halford should have known better than to do a 12th step call alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556079)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Ty for telling. Don’t feel guilty. Addicts do stuff like this and I know for me that when I am often on the verge of a relapse my urge to 12th step (help a stranger) goes into overdrive, so I would do aggressive service work, but then the relapse was always 100 percent on me. Halford should have coordinated with a friend to go pick her up. One rule of service calls is that you never do them alone for exactly this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556064)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556120)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astoria, WA (population 10,000) and somehow in the middle of the night in the middle of this snow storm in the middle of nowhere they are able to find a place to buy heroin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556075)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

lmao so many poasters in this thread have CLEARLY never had any experience with addicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556178)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: ,,.;,.,;..,.;..:.,:.;.:.:,.;...:.:,..


I don't have experience with addicts but can imagine them finding creative ways to get their fix. Pls elaborate on how you think this might have gone down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556194)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: William of Nigger

To be fair addicts view the world an entirely different way. They can sniff it a mile a way. There's people doing drugs hidden in plain sight everywhere. And they have secret ways of signaling one another. It's obviously covert and you and I aren't gonna know what street corner to walk to. But addicts have ways of knowing their whole life revolves around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556220)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

an addict will go through hell to get their fix. a snowy night in a small town isn't going to get in the way of that. plus he picked her up from fucking portland and knew the area so ljl at this quotemo questioning the ability to score to doubt the truth of this tale.

the tale seems true at least from epah's POV. i suspect that they scored in portland and went to the hotel to specifically to get high, rather than losing their will while at the hotel they were forced to shelter at. epah's wife likely just added the hotel sheltering part to avoid some accountability for relapsing (and likely tempting halford to fatally relapse).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556242)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: William of Nigger

To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556251)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don't do a whole lot of fucking. and if they were mutually relapsing, they would be way more excited about getting high than getting their rocks off.

kike kabal's theory below is plausible one where the former mrs. epah tempted halford into scoring for her with sex. that happens all the fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: William of Nigger

I implied that like 50 subthreads ago.

Also because Halford hadn't relapsed yet he was probably hornier than he was fiending. He was thinking about brown sugar not the needle. I can see him being reluctant about getting high but after some good lovin being like ah fuck it, the moment is too perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556299)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557062)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: kike kabal

halford prob wanted to fuck, wifey said ok but you need to score some dope first, and they hooked up in the portland hotel. halford gave his life for board content. what a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556262)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Also ljl at this whole thing about Halford being such an amazing friend to EPAH he was willing to do all this all for the wife free of charge. Like heaven forbid he was going to mix in a little 13 steppin. But oh, no, he was such a good guy, Halford tp, he would never be thinking about a little extra on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556391)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

you're the only one itt laser focused on that but it's speculation and unknowable. of course anyone reading this story would think it's possible they fucked. but halford is dead and epah's wife didn't cop to it, so what's the point?

ime recovering addicts are *VERY* motivated to help current addicts, and addicts relapsing on dope are *WAY* more interested in dope than sex. so the story seems plausible and if i had to bet i'd put my money on not fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556483)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556489)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that night in the hotel?

2. Did you ever get to surf in Long Beach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556184)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his posting schtick, and gunnerattt is right that addicts like drugs way more than they like sex.

Lol, never surfed there. I only visited twice -- once before the Costco depo, and then again with the kids on our way to a family reunion in Stehekin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556660)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. Arguably more intimate tbqh.

Long Beach isn’t particularly a good place to surf but it’s about as good as it gets up there. Everyone from Seattle to Portland heads there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

the legend of Halford only grows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556205)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

grow it big, show it big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556505)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Patel Philippe

1) Your claim that you don't know his name is not credible. If this was a trial you would get destroyed under cross-examination on that statement alone and probably impeached

2) Doobs said you were lying about this the last time he posted here. Your response?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556239)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: kike nigger fag

what did doobs say exactly? doobs's passion was exchanging pics and personal information about posters so i'd believe him over epah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556426)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

1. Why's that? I've met 4-5 posters, and only learned the names of two of them. We exchanged maybe 10 emails and talked on the phone either once or twice, but don't you think it would be weird to be like, "Hey man, thanks for coordinating this. Just one thing though: I need to know your name."

2. I don't remember that, but why would doobs know shit about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556672)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: William of Nigger

If you have his phone number can't you like giga law search his name and info and poast it, please? Surely you have access to one of those gay terminals that pulls up everything about everybody's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: William of Nigger

I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: cowgod

Why would you put her in the hands of some junkie. Of course they scored heroin the second they got together lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556258)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Yeah who possibly could have foreseen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

This was answered by gunnerattt above. In my experience, approximately 98% of the people who work in the sobriety industry are recovering addicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

January 14, 2014 the weather in portland was not snowy at all https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/portland-or/historic?month=1&year=2014

There was nor a single day of snow the entire month

But maybe its a typo and he means 2017. There wasn't any snow then either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556271)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Oh yeah, it was March 2014 when she relapsed and Jan. 14, 2017 when she flew to Portland, iirc. I'm not the one who witnessed snow either way, that's just what I was told.

Edit: I'll tell you when there was a huge snowstorm though -- on Superb Owl Sunday that year. That's when I flew into Portland and drove up to Long Beach. It was so heavy it brought down a tree across the road in front of me. But this dude in a sedan popped his trunk and whipped out a chainsaw and bucked it up in 5 mins and we dragged it off the road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556685)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: William of Nigger

(Art Blank trying desperately to forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: chad white man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556290)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

I don't know what to say other than I hope your ex is clean. You did the right thing, too. I can't imagine what that addiction is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556297)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556486)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Ty man and thanks for the well wishes, but she's still using something. Like my two oldest are home from college on their break, and she keeps making plans to see them but then the plans always fall through. Poor things, but they know they can't really count on her to do the things she aspires to do, so they get by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Terrible situation. What is she doing to where she can't make time for her kids like what's her day to day life like. Like is she just sitting on the couch doing drugs and that's why she can't show up? What an extremely fucked up situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556733)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I'm guessing something like that, but I don't really care to inquire. FWIU, dopeheads' lives primarily revolve around either getting dope, or getting money for dope. It's a full-time job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556755)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: William of Nigger

That's completely insane. I can't even imagine enjoying drugs let alone making my whole life about it.

How cum Watchmen and Halford are det but Mrs. EPAH can do drugs every day and still survive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556760)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

they don't "enjoy it" per se. every one of them wishes they never started, which is why they frequently go through the painful process of trying to quit.

imagine you woke up and your life was utterly fucked. you're poor, jobless, have alienated all your friends and family, have no opportunities, and you're the sickest you've ever felt and so hungry you feel like you haven't eaten in a week. and there's a piece of cake on the table that if you eat it everything will be fixed -- you'll feel the best *anyone* has ever felt *ever*. that's a hard thing to resist, especially when the path to getting your life back to ordinary is insanely difficult. how hard would it be for a non-addict who found himself in that situation to get any job, mend fences, live without any joy or luxuries until he scratched out a modest yet strenuous way of life like being a roofer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556940)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: William of Nigger

You would think sanity would prevail at some point. It only makes sense if you assume that for addicts the feeling of being high is better than it would be for any of us. If Trump were strapped down and went on the heroin ride of his life you can guarantee that he wouldn't go down that path. For 99% of people the high of hard drugs isn't better than lots of things in their life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556978)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

We just had an entire shift where huge swaths of lower/working class decided that checking out and getting high was more attractive than working a shitend job. Once that decision its made hard as fuck to reverse. That just so happened during the first time in US history people reported being worse off than their parents, drop in life expectancy, etc. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557027)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

it's really not a hard thing to make sense of for anybody except you apparently. if you feel that way you should go shoot up a couple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557109)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: chad white man

Halford was entirely created in your mind. Truly 180 craftwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556316)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just another vignette to illustrate life is pretty shit no matter one's circumstances. But also that shit can be enjoyable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556318)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: William of Nigger

Halford's last words to nude Mrs. EPAH before throwing it all away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556394)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

Lord PiddleSnout, the Goutiest, Girthiest, Most-Fully ERECT Poaster

EVER

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556524)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2#49555537)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556684)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: single guy who won't stfu about his "ex"

Yes thank you for being the 4th person ITT to copy and paste OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556795)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Looks like I'd misrecalled the dates a bit -- somehow he started trying to help as of Dec. 10, then she randomly called on Christmas saying that she was done running. Here's his first email:

Dec 10, 2016, 8:29 PM

to me

http://www.puravidarecovery.org/

This place is rad, I know the people in charge, 180 dudes. There is something similar in CO, if that's better. Phoenix recovery. I visit both once a month or so. If she wants in I can speak to the head and get her set up. These guys don't give up on people, been out many a night tracking down people with the founder. Let me know if you want more info. I have seen miracles at these places my friend.

-Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556725)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: William of Nigger

This dude was popping into rehab clinics once a month? Tracking people down with the founder? Damn with so much time around addicts it makes you wonder why he didn't relapse sooner. His whole life was hanging out with junkies but only Mrs. EPAH caused him to make the dumbest decision of his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556744)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

More of the thread. It's weird though, maybe I didn't actually ever talk to him on the phone, maybe it was only this "Louis" fellow:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 25, 2016, 8:27 PM

to Bobert

Brah I'm sure you know how addicts lie all the time, but she finally says she's done and will try a new path. If she's fuckin ready to go to Spokane, what are our next steps? 650-799-[xxxx].

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 28, 2016, 10:31 PM

to me

I am sorry it took so long to see this brother. I will get the number for Louis, he is a 180 brother. He can help you with the rest. I will have it tomorrow around noon. I hope I didnt miss a window. I know how crazy this shit is and can be. I will do whatever possible to help brother.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 10:45 AM

to me

Brother,

Spoke to Louis and Sean, they are the main bros over there. They will give you a call. Who should they ask for?

On Sunday, December 25, 2016, xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com> wrote:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 3:55 PM

to Bobert

Brother I'm grateful for all your diligence here. I'm Mark, and should be free to answer whenever.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 8:21 PM

to me

Great brother. I will have Louis call you tomorrow hopefully. We will get something figured out. Just let me know the best time to have them call.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Jan 3, 2017, 10:07 PM

to me

sorry, apparently shit has been crazy around pv with he holidays and relapses. I will be on Louis to call you tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated brother, personally I am pissed it has taken this long, but I can only do so much from here, but I will do whatever I can and as soon as possible before another one is lost. I know a few long term brothers lost it on new years, but, instead of showing them the door Sean and Louis have done everything to get them back, these guys don't give up easily, but that takes time. If they are busy tomorrow, I will give you a call. Take care brother.

xoxolawyer <xolawyer@gmail.com>

Jan 5, 2017, 5:53 PM

to Bobert

Man, thank you. I'm happy to hear possibilities from these guys whenever they have a minute. I'm hopeful [she] will be ready to go at whatever convenient time. I've taken her to around seven places in the Bay Area, but once she catches her breath after 2-3 days, she just walks right out. Of course I recognize that it takes a personal spiritual change to really get there, but I feel like the geographical barrier of being in a far-removed place would be helpful.

Bobert Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556771)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: William of Nigger

I wonder if Louis is still out there trying to save lives. Lots of holiday ODs apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556811)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

strange twist. now you think Louis was the guy who picked her up and did drugs with her and not Halford? but then Halford still OD'ed in an unrelated incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557106)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Heroin addiction, which doesn't exist anymore- they've all moved on to fentanyl- is 100% a full time job. We're talking youre either robbing Walgreens to sell shit to a "fence" or sucking dick off the street for $20, constantly, or youre the gf of a dealer or a guy who is doing the above things. Every last fucking detail about fetty addiction is anti-society, including how you live (homeless, or taxpayer subsidized apartment) what you eat (handouts or food stolen from Safeway), your frequent medical needs (but not too frequent, cant afford to be hospitalized or you wont get your fatty, therefore you let small infections fester to the point that only IV antibiotics will help)... this shit is 100% Satanic and if you don't believe that Satan is real, spend a week in the Tenderloin and you will believe in the battle of angels and demons like never before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556779)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: William of Nigger

It sounds like a living nightmare. I just can't understand why people do this. I'm an alcoholic with 3 years sobriety but I quit alcohol because I kept getting arrested. I never came close to living like Tenderloin or Kensington or what have you. As much as I love booze it was never worth throwing my life away for. I can't even imagine the high of drugs bein that good. It can't be better than booze and pussy like no way. That's the ultimate high imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556800)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Same, I’m an alcoholic who has ruined my life multiple times and I look at my heroin and crack friends and am mad & jelly at how good that shit must feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556930)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: William of Nigger

As a veteran of whatever they give you at this hospital I can honestly say I can't imagine heroin being that much better. Got the tingles or whatever on the nerfed stuff. Never went ooh this is amazing. Watchmen told me heroin was the Cadillac of drugs. He said it made him fell one with the universe and shrouded in love for all living things. Idgi. I'm just not that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557010)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Mister Yak

HAtp, or SHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557018)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: William of Nigger

You remember him saying that right? Did he ever send you that song by James Brown? He used to talk about King Heron and functional heroin addicts and shit. Maybe you are the real Whok shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557033)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Mister Yak

He was obsessed with that song, lmao after I sent it to him.

Are you HAtp? or SHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557065)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49557103)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Was he an actual truck driver? Going to Colorado and Washington once per month…he really did want to fuck peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2],#49556937)