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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the L&E firms). he came up on my fb "people you may know." he has older kids, so this is clearly a second marriage. he referred to her in one status update as "my enchantress"
https://ibb.co/Fk93rNY1
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Swollen theater stage
this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover
also, it appears, for all intent and purpose, his bride is a man
anyway, this should be a watermark on his biz card "Better Call Stanislav"
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of the barrel when it comes to the L&E firms. i don't understand why he's at an L&E firm because his practice doesn't necessarily line up. he must have carved out a niche where he focuses on employment-related issues related to data breaches.
i did a case for him just before i left BH. the DC police dept had a big data breach and their union filed a grievance over it, and i handled that for them. he was a nice guy, never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl." glad he's happy but LJL at this all around.
he went from BH to nixon peabody to fisher phillips in the course of 3 years. kinda bizarre.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:46 PM Author: white whorehouse
"he was a nice guy"
Was he really? This was not my experience with this guy.
"never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl.""
They've been together quite a while now and they got together when she was still in her 20s.
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
my buddy is still at BH and he's of counsel. he's having an affair with a partner in the houston office, lmao. he travels a lot like i do, and she goes around with him, and they sometimes call me from random ass places like denver, nyc, or whatever. no idea how this guy is getting away with it, but then again i guess i did for a long time.
edit, my bad ur in dallas. wtf, i had no idea BH added a second texas office. they had like 12 offices when i joined and 14 when i left. they're up to 18 now. that's kind of a TTT marker.
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:30 AM Author: white whorehouse
A few things:
1. I think this pic is 10+ years old. But yes, she looked fantastic, IMO. Very quintessentially Slavic.
2. At that period he mentioned that he didn't want to have more kids (he has several from a prior marriage). I remember thinking that given her age and the fact that she didn't have any kids that this might present a problem.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750k. He should be living a comfortable life and have a couple mil in retirement accounts and a couple more in brokerage accounts. Instead he’s likely paying like 15k in alimony and child support and paying for this wacky alive girl who fucks him like the pros I used to bang (but probably cheaper for me per fuck if you break it down) and he’s living check to check.
He’s a cool dood so I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m not.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
Ho lee fuck
Every time I poast pics of someone from irl there’s an Xo connection. I posted a pic of this chick with boltons I know and a poaster here had fucked her and poasted her initials.
So this dood married a former porn star???
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:19 PM Author: Violet Splenetic Plaza
lmao just read the email from your throwaway, JUST LMAO. wow.
i wont poast any of the content out of respect for pumo, but highly encourage him to poast some of them here because it's pretty wacky.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2],#49227424)
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Date: September 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Yes.
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
He is definitely not Russian. He is also not short irl. She is just tall and in heels.
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