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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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ur too much of a coward
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Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
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Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
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Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
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Red, not dark blood
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I probably have ass cancer too
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i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
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usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
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" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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vaxxed?
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When is OP going to answer this?
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the lack of answer is the answer
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That was a joke. Im married with a family
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Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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It’s better to not know these things imo
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Not sure I agree
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nice flame, butt boy
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No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
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colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
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red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
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Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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"shit"
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Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Charcoal beta box office therapy

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Racy black mexican regret

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Metal Disrespectful Library



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: awkward supple stage faggotry

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Charcoal beta box office therapy

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: awkward supple stage faggotry

ur too much of a coward

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Charcoal beta box office therapy

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: buff puppy principal's office

lmao

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Copper Stag Film Stain

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Costumed Theater Stage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: thriller mint gunner

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Irate lodge mad-dog skullcap

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Red, not dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Irate lodge mad-dog skullcap

I probably have ass cancer too

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: laughsome piazza organic girlfriend

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Aromatic National Security Agency Prole

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: vivacious university striped hyena

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: tan corner legal warrant

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: opaque heady menage chad

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Glittery abode

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: lime mind-boggling turdskin

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Sepia hospital becky

vaxxed?

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: dark bat shit crazy corn cake whorehouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: fuchsia rehab tattoo



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: dark bat shit crazy corn cake whorehouse

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: fuchsia rehab tattoo

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: buff puppy principal's office



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: glassy concupiscible quadroon center



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: chest-beating feces wrinkle

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly bawdyhouse

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

That was a joke. Im married with a family

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly bawdyhouse

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Amethyst Antidepressant Drug Property

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: awkward supple stage faggotry

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Not sure I agree

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Vermilion Haunting Azn Shrine

nice flame, butt boy

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed point fanboi

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Bearded Multi-billionaire Field

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Bisexual Resort

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: tan corner legal warrant

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Aromatic National Security Agency Prole

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: lime mind-boggling turdskin

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: laughsome piazza organic girlfriend

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: lime mind-boggling turdskin

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Slippery Cerise School Cafeteria Kitty Cat

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: bronze magical jewess dragon

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Glittery abode

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Blathering Sooty Private Investor

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: maize friendly grandma tank

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: appetizing cruise ship background story

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Autistic Low-t Macaca

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: bronze magical jewess dragon

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: idiotic up-to-no-good parlor circlehead

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: flirting at-the-ready plaza

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Fragrant address

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious site

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Ruby hell

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Irate lodge mad-dog skullcap

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: thriller mint gunner

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: bronze magical jewess dragon

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: passionate nursing home

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: passionate nursing home

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular temple



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: laughsome piazza organic girlfriend

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: deep codepig ticket booth

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: lime mind-boggling turdskin

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: lime mind-boggling turdskin

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: opaque heady menage chad

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: deep codepig ticket booth



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: passionate nursing home

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Razzle Drunken Gay Wizard Area

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Costumed Theater Stage



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral public bath mood



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Chestnut pervert



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: tan corner legal warrant

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Sinister Messiness

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: stirring partner



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Crimson French Laser Beams Jew

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Metal Disrespectful Library



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sinister Messiness

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: deep codepig ticket booth

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: bright set cumskin

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: idiotic up-to-no-good parlor circlehead

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: flirting at-the-ready plaza

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Ruby hell

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: stirring partner

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Aromatic National Security Agency Prole

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: bateful house



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Big-titted Space Nowag



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: motley native



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular temple



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse forum

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: tan corner legal warrant

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Sinister Messiness

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: hilarious market bbw

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: rose bull headed stead

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Aromatic National Security Agency Prole

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: wonderful internal respiration trust fund



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: hilarious market bbw

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Metal Disrespectful Library

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular temple



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Puce talking indian lodge water buffalo

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz aquamarine stage fat ankles



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Frum range rigor

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: zippy 180 home old irish cottage

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: laughsome piazza organic girlfriend



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: flirting at-the-ready plaza

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: mewling talented sanctuary

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Cerebral public bath mood

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: high-end violet hairy legs

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Crimson French Laser Beams Jew

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: passionate nursing home

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: irradiated cowardly scourge upon the earth brunch

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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