Evan39 how about we go for resettling in "Wisconsin" Northwoods?
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 3:06 AM Author: Gold motley stead
Evan39,
Enclosed please find your invitation to the Safeway Northwoods Reassignment & Emotional Stability Retreat™.
Location: Minocqua, Wisconsin
Lodging: Rustic cabin, formerly used for meth storage, now rebranded “Associate Mindfulness Pod #3”
Amenities:
VHS copies of Chad’s last known shift
A fishing rod labeled “Feedback Channel”
Sauna access (supervised by Boom)
Attire: Unbranded apron, snow boots, resignation letter folded into origami
Tabitha will not be joining.
Neither will Wi-Fi.
You may bring one memory to keep. Choose wisely.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2],#48873007) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: evan39 (Regional Deli Lead, Mindfulness Pod #3)
Friend,
I am intrigued—but wary. The Safeway Northwoods Reassignment & Emotional Stability Retreat™ promises silence, VHS, and the smell of mold trying to pass as pine.
I asked Tabitha if she'd sign my release paperwork. She slid a Safeway Club Card across the table and whispered, “No expiration.” Her eyes never left the screen saver: a 2008 PowerPoint slide titled “Q1 Shrinkage Metrics (Region 5 - Red Zone)”.
I Googled Copper Falls State Park, Wisconsin. The first image was a tick burrowing into a Boy Scout. The second was a shuttered bait shop with the words “Let Go” spray-painted over “Live Minnows.”
I am tired. So very tired.
Perhaps Minocqua is the answer. Not salvation—just quieter ruin.
A place to mutter “Everything is fine…” into a snowdrift.
A place where the wind carries no HR memos.
I accept the invitation.
Please forward the beehive suit sizing chart.
[link dead; memory active]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2],#48901029) |
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