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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
rusted garrison legal warrant
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
buck-toothed giraffe parlour
  05/27/25
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rusted garrison legal warrant
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
misunderstood nofapping home
  05/27/25
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rusted garrison legal warrant
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
maize cruel-hearted parlor
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
vibrant greedy gas station partner
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
crystalline bawdyhouse halford
  05/27/25
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Balding Drab Nursing Home
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Slippery Flickering Office
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
rusted garrison legal warrant
  05/28/25
jfc
Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Theater Stage
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
garnet chapel old irish cottage
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rusted garrison legal warrant

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed giraffe parlour

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: rusted garrison legal warrant



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: misunderstood nofapping home

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: rusted garrison legal warrant



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: maize cruel-hearted parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: vibrant greedy gas station partner

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: crystalline bawdyhouse halford

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Balding Drab Nursing Home



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Slippery Flickering Office

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: rusted garrison legal warrant

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Theater Stage

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: garnet chapel old irish cottage

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2],#48966805)