My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Cocky Lettuce
My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.
Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: Cocky Lettuce
She took:
-three butt plugs
-bondage tape
-nipple clamps
-ball gag
She left:
-rope
-two vibrators
-blindfold
Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM Author: Cocky Lettuce
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.
Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.
Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608261) |
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