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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
histrionic flushed field
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
histrionic flushed field
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
histrionic flushed field
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
histrionic flushed field
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
histrionic flushed field
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Ocher Spectacular Giraffe Pocket Flask
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
k
Ocher Spectacular Giraffe Pocket Flask
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Ruddy site halford
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Ruddy site halford
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Cocky Lettuce
  08/18/13
180
Ruddy site halford
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ocher Spectacular Giraffe Pocket Flask

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ocher Spectacular Giraffe Pocket Flask

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Exciting base pistol

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Ebony office

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good market quadroon



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: vigorous wrinkle multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating purple jap milk

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Ebony office



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed shitlib



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Pontificating soul-stirring house dysfunction



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: supple ruby step-uncle's house

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Cracking navy gaming laptop

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Comical nursing home pisswyrm

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Ruddy site halford

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Ruddy site halford

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Ruddy site halford

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: histrionic flushed field

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: honey-headed school cafeteria persian



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: erotic canary gunner



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good market quadroon

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: swollen university boiling water



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: lemon toaster native

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: fuchsia diverse stag film

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Ruddy site halford

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Stubborn arousing bawdyhouse athletic conference



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Area



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Ebony office



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: light theater stage double fault



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: bossy sweet tailpipe cruise ship

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Frum Saffron Place Of Business Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: filthy floppy feces candlestick maker



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: laughsome jewess range



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: mint exhilarant mexican

180 thread.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: unhinged sticky home

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Excitant plaza really tough guy

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Excitant plaza really tough guy

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: French Razzmatazz Weed Whacker Dilemma

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: unhinged sticky home

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Ocher Spectacular Giraffe Pocket Flask



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: silver elastic band

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Frum Saffron Place Of Business Haunted Graveyard

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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Ruddy site halford

UPDATE?

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: lemon toaster native

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Ebony office



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: poppy new version



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Ebony office



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome jewess range

WHAT THE FUCK



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

I like that THIS thread bothers you

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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Cracking navy gaming laptop



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: emerald buck-toothed shitlib



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Beta thriller love of her life marketing idea

Jesus Christ.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: stirring chocolate gay wizard

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: stirring chocolate gay wizard

ATD.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: nudist narrow-minded mother

Lmao

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend menage

you on fetlife bro?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

Yeah.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

of course

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Comical nursing home pisswyrm

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my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Comical nursing home pisswyrm

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: talented bistre ape

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

why just one?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: talented bistre ape

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: magical brindle associate

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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: lascivious library internal respiration



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Sepia Death Wish Dopamine

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: electric legal warrant

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Cocky Lettuce

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Yapping Lake Fat Ankles

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: buff self-absorbed forum

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: shivering spot kitty

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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: lemon toaster native

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious library internal respiration



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