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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
wow lol
chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Lilac histrionic knife theater
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
vigorous rigor
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Supple chocolate box office pocket flask
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Talking stage windowlicker
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Orchid love of her life incel
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Talking stage windowlicker
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
lemon spot
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Curious toilet seat
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
motley amethyst cruise ship electric furnace
  06/30/25
...
aggressive step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Dun native ladyboy
  06/30/25
...
Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Passionate pervert
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
stubborn nibblets
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
titillating roommate
  06/30/25
...
Orchid love of her life incel
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
lemon spot
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Lime concupiscible crotch locale
  07/01/25
...
stubborn nibblets
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
racy goyim
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Disturbing twinkling corner famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
hateful cracking immigrant senate
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Cordovan coiffed jew
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
green rehab sound barrier
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Arousing Demanding Candlestick Maker
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Lilac histrionic knife theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: vigorous rigor

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Supple chocolate box office pocket flask

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Talking stage windowlicker

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Orchid love of her life incel

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Talking stage windowlicker

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: lemon spot

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: chartreuse 180 institution friendly grandma

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Curious toilet seat

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: motley amethyst cruise ship electric furnace

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Dun native ladyboy

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Floppy Flatulent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Passionate pervert

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: stubborn nibblets

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: titillating roommate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Orchid love of her life incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lemon spot

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Lime concupiscible crotch locale

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: stubborn nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: racy goyim

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Disturbing twinkling corner famous landscape painting

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: hateful cracking immigrant senate

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Cordovan coiffed jew

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: green rehab sound barrier

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Arousing Demanding Candlestick Maker

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)