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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Multi-colored round eye
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: erotic autistic stage indirect expression

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: racy lay



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Flesh Elastic Band



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: charcoal area love of her life

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: charismatic ruby space

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: racy lay



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Cerebral irate location



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: curious sanctuary



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gas station



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse gay wizard stag film



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Vibrant drab fanboi



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: thirsty hideous field



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Magenta startled jewess indian lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: heady puppy pozpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bespoke degenerate



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: walnut boyish wrinkle



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Abusive base potus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: arousing elite trump supporter selfie

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: erotic autistic stage indirect expression



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: apoplectic vivacious institution

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: erotic autistic stage indirect expression



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: apoplectic vivacious institution

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: racy lay

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: ebony therapy

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling silver library knife



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed hairraiser range ape

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: racy lay



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Dashing opaque boltzmann

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Magenta startled jewess indian lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring ratface

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: thirsty hideous field



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Circlehead Legal Warrant

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Magenta startled jewess indian lodge

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored round eye

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: erotic autistic stage indirect expression



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: red swashbuckling national security agency scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: erotic autistic stage indirect expression

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Gay seedy hell friendly grandma

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: racy lay



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Tripping Motley Dysfunction

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy Passionate Weed Whacker Market

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: fluffy brunch

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)