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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser bawdyhouse mad cow disease



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed azure alpha stage



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Electric pit partner



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Dun parlor wrinkle

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Dun parlor wrinkle

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Sinister Home Tank

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: canary bull headed library corn cake

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Filthy brunch kitty



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Filthy brunch kitty



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready bipolar boiling water juggernaut



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Harsh Rough-skinned Cumskin

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: stirring pearly market affirmative action

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: black site background story

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Crusty gold volcanic crater immigrant

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Irradiated therapy heaven

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Silver lascivious hell coffee pot

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Vivacious deer antler lay

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Liquid Oxygen Resort

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: racy blue dragon

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Pink maniacal headpube mother

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Silver lascivious hell coffee pot



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Charismatic irate senate hunting ground

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Dark painfully honest feces

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Indigo indian lodge

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: erotic provocative people who are hurt



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Trip office fanboi

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Beta state

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: marvelous maize codepig



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Orange Indirect Expression Prole

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Confused parlour candlestick maker

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Nubile Excitant Half-breed Theater Stage

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Naked idiot gas station



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring low-t pozpig toaster



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: misanthropic locale

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Turquoise blathering house goal in life



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Bonkers idiotic gaping mental disorder

180 thread

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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Nubile Excitant Half-breed Theater Stage

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Crusty gold volcanic crater immigrant



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: stirring pearly market affirmative action



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Contagious disgusting roast beef love of her life

Still great

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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: lavender godawful place of business nursing home

had never seen this before, 180 billion

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Shimmering Submissive Regret Azn

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Nubile Excitant Half-breed Theater Stage



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: motley generalized bond hairy legs

the virgin islands are in the carribean

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: thriller dopamine queen of the night



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Cerise abode chad

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: 180 Ebony Corner



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mischievous twisted shrine turdskin

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: tripping dashing locus sneaky criminal

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Salmon floppy center fat ankles



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: nofapping fragrant water buffalo

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Stubborn windowlicker

180

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Doobsian Stag Film Lettuce



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Ruddy Space Cuckold



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Aggressive Lodge Jew

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Ruddy Space Cuckold

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Primrose rehab

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Cocky bronze field



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Purple bbw

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Mustard international law enforcement agency tanning salon



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious disgusting roast beef love of her life

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Cocky bronze field



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Silver lascivious hell coffee pot



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker useless brakes

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Friendly Grandma Mood



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: impressive chrome trailer park puppy



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Cocky bronze field

18000000000000000000000000000

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant principal's office degenerate

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: bespoke ivory blood rage filthpig



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Mustard international law enforcement agency tanning salon



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office degenerate



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated therapy heaven

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Author: splenetic adventurous becky casino



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Silver lascivious hell coffee pot



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: supple nighttime set

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Author: magenta titillating theater



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Author: magenta titillating theater



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: magenta titillating theater



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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Author: big associate



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Author: Concupiscible sanctuary nowag



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing



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