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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Well-lubricated Parlour Feces
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
abnormal circlehead
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
Blathering Jade Cuckoldry
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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  03/14/20
upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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If she can't take you at your worst
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: abnormal circlehead

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: chartreuse tattoo garrison

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Blathering Jade Cuckoldry

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: painfully honest chocolate wagecucks

cr. bro code.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Translucent mad cow disease

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Stirring arrogant ceo

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: chartreuse tattoo garrison

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Frum tanning salon

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: flushed crotch

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Sapphire scourge upon the earth

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: vibrant native

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: swollen hairraiser principal's office



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: twisted wonderful antidepressant drug

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: glittery maniacal state



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Dull abode

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Bisexual comical gas station



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good mind-boggling liquid oxygen pit

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: poppy passionate roommate

(faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: massive slap-happy hunting ground

(Faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: naked sound barrier internal respiration

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mind-boggling liquid oxygen pit

If she can't take you at your worst

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Forum

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome home shitlib

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: poppy passionate roommate

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Duck-like copper set



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Excitant Kink-friendly Athletic Conference

Jfc

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Overrated exciting ape

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Overrated exciting ape

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Snowy resort

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: sooty bawdyhouse dingle berry



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Overrated exciting ape



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Rose shaky kitchen tank

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate wagecucks



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Snowy resort

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone gay wizard



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic pervert spot



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic corn cake famous landscape painting



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: flushed crotch



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Sable puppy faggotry



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: twisted wonderful antidepressant drug



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

tp

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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: cowardly corner



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan genital piercing



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Floppy orange philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: arousing field stock car

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: mint aromatic associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: electric address pistol

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: sooty bawdyhouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: spectacular hilarious jew



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: flushed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: blue hospital indirect expression

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: twisted wonderful antidepressant drug

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Overrated exciting ape



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: stimulating unhinged den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: sooty bawdyhouse dingle berry

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: cowardly corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Avocado autistic plaza skinny woman



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan genital piercing



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: racy rough-skinned patrolman brethren

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible crusty goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: misanthropic brindle school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Know-it-all Doctorate Dragon

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: stimulating unhinged den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Histrionic corn cake famous landscape painting

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: painfully honest chocolate wagecucks

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic corn cake famous landscape painting

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: seedy boyish fanboi office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: godawful flesh turdskin

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic ivory depressive

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: slate buck-toothed digit ratio

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Lascivious locus keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Aqua codepig heaven

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: big disgusting hominid shrine

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: mint aromatic associate space

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Fluffy casino

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: flushed crotch

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Motley plum point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: flushed crotch

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: arousing field stock car

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Gay Sandwich

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: twisted wonderful antidepressant drug

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mind-boggling liquid oxygen pit



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: cowardly corner



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: deranged indian lodge

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: silver kitty cat



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Overrated exciting ape



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: slate buck-toothed digit ratio

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: heady bossy whorehouse blood rage



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: sooty bawdyhouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: claret geriatric national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Gay Sandwich

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Snowy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone gay wizard

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Gay Sandwich

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone gay wizard

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: slate buck-toothed digit ratio

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: big disgusting hominid shrine

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Frum tanning salon

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Idiotic yellow nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Pearly submissive station

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: naked sound barrier internal respiration

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Feces

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: provocative area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Supple dun hell knife

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Lascivious locus keepsake machete

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Lavender infuriating place of business step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Appetizing double fault wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: godawful flesh turdskin

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Self-centered piazza coffee pot

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy lettuce

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: claret geriatric national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2],#49346693)