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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
Pea-brained stag film wagecucks
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Adventurous Brunch Idea He Suggested
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did you get married to dogshit?
well-lubricated school
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Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
Pea-brained stag film wagecucks
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
well-lubricated school
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
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excitant new version trust fund
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massive slap-happy alpha faggotry
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lmao
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Dear Abby
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Abusive Twinkling Lodge
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cock of michael obama
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love box, more like mold jar
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained stag film wagecucks

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Adventurous Brunch Idea He Suggested



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated school

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained stag film wagecucks

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated school

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: Grizzly kitty

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: excitant new version trust fund



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: massive slap-happy alpha faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: White locale

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Vigorous lake psychic party of the first part

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Abusive Twinkling Lodge



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: indecent national potus

love box, more like mold jar

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Cocky orchestra pit sneaky criminal



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)



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