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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and ...
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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work don...
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: purple curious factory reset button wrinkle



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy indian lodge



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: wild location



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Laughsome beta nursing home mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: saffron hunting ground

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: saffron hunting ground

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: rusted titillating site



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Charcoal becky goyim

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: out-of-control hall multi-billionaire

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling brilliant dopamine stead



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling brilliant dopamine stead



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: rusted titillating site

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Exciting jet-lagged lay digit ratio



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: rusted titillating site



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Navy heady church building

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Clear cruel-hearted ticket booth

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Stubborn slimy persian

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored trailer park

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Topaz Vengeful Whorehouse Brethren

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded school cafeteria private investor

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Vigorous stain laser beams

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Poppy Son Of Senegal

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: ruby glittery national security agency

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: twinkling razzle rehab coffee pot

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded school cafeteria private investor



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: bull headed theater

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: translucent charismatic hell mother

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Bisexual codepig space

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Tan stirring round eye school



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Floppy Garnet Public Bath Personal Credit Line

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pozpig Kitchen

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained nighttime death wish pistol



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Sadistic bearded stage ceo

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz ratface brunch

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready Half-breed

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: rusted titillating site



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: jade boyish corner



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: chocolate blood rage



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: massive smoky theatre

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Sticky forum boiling water



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful emerald theater stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: At-the-ready Half-breed

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored trailer park



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Clear cruel-hearted ticket booth



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed incel marketing idea

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: buff stimulating travel guidebook state

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Burgundy organic girlfriend

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: rusted titillating site

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: At-the-ready Half-breed



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: onyx outnumbered locus

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: appetizing parlour fat ankles



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: rusted titillating site

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: autistic soul-stirring locale liquid oxygen

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: aqua adventurous library pocket flask



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Overrated Kitty Cat

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Indecent jap den

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: rusted titillating site

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: spectacular institution

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: 180 milk ape

180

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Slate Gas Station Nibblets



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: mentally impaired pit candlestick maker



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Supple Primrose Field Sneaky Criminal

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: mentally impaired pit candlestick maker

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: vibrant principal's office jewess

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: rusted titillating site



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled regret temple

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: comical fortuitous meteor chapel



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed incel marketing idea

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: rusted titillating site



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded school cafeteria private investor



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: cracking wine plaza legal warrant

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Doobsian hospital



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: High-end Bateful Station Place Of Business



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: rusted titillating site

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Carmine Galvanic Hissy Fit

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2],#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Grizzly Dysfunction Piazza



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: comical fortuitous meteor chapel



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Carmine Galvanic Hissy Fit



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Topaz Vengeful Whorehouse Brethren

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: salmon hairraiser heaven rigpig



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded school cafeteria private investor



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: awkward parlor cumskin

180

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Motley foreskin electric furnace



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Motley foreskin electric furnace



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Motley foreskin electric furnace



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary crotch



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Greedy lodge kitty



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Sepia Demanding Market Dragon



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Sepia Demanding Market Dragon



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Bright Masturbator Dilemma



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous stain laser beams



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained nighttime death wish pistol



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: ivory mewling azn



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Author: medicated sweet tailpipe university



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Slate Gas Station Nibblets



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Infuriating fear-inspiring background story orchestra pit



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Author: arousing arrogant stock car



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Author: Insane Mahogany Bawdyhouse Trump Supporter



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Scourge Upon The Earth



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Author: Clear cruel-hearted ticket booth



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Scourge Upon The Earth



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Author: anal church nowag



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Author: anal church nowag



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Author: Excitant Geriatric Shrine



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: mischievous idiotic set athletic conference

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