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Hemorrhoids are fucking killing me brothers. seeking your advice

I thought i had a decade old tube of preparation H around he...
opaque stead shitlib
  05/31/12
Apply some lotion and then push it back up in your ass if po...
floppy heaven
  05/31/12
i put some lotion and that shit just burned. feels a little ...
opaque stead shitlib
  05/31/12
You probably irritated it when wiping. Put lotion on the to...
floppy heaven
  05/31/12
i think this is it. i have been shitting a metric ton recent...
opaque stead shitlib
  05/31/12
never had rhoids but Vaseline is a good catch all for anythi...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..
  09/03/25
Your butthole bleeds?
supple clown
  05/31/12
Quit Biglaw
lime soggy casino multi-billionaire
  05/31/12
surgery
nyuug
  09/03/25
lmao
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  09/03/25
imagine OPs bunghole today
nyuug
  09/04/25
Try eating apples and u wont sit there wipinfg for 3 hours a...
hes doing great
  09/03/25
maybe try a sitz bath with epsom salt. fill tub with warm-t...
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  09/03/25
(guy telling anderson silva to just put a splint on his leg...
nyuug
  09/03/25
surgery?
RSF's dead brother
  09/03/25
Toothpaste
Penis Six Nine
  09/03/25
Cut down on the receptive anal sex for a while
meaty cock
  09/03/25
The honest answer--and you're not going to like this, probab...
,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,,.,,.,,.,
  09/04/25


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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:50 PM
Author: opaque stead shitlib

I thought i had a decade old tube of preparation H around here somewhere but its naught to be found. Any other quick home solutions before I run out and grab some on the way into work tomorrow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803261)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: floppy heaven

Apply some lotion and then push it back up in your ass if possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803279)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:53 PM
Author: opaque stead shitlib

i put some lotion and that shit just burned. feels a little better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803309)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: floppy heaven

You probably irritated it when wiping. Put lotion on the toilet paper before wiping next time.

Oh, and use more of a pressing up into your ass motion to wipe instead of the standard front to back or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803323)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: opaque stead shitlib

i think this is it. i have been shitting a metric ton recently. 4-5 times a day. i eat a lot of veggies and fruits that go right through me. the TP at my work could strip asphalt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803359)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


never had rhoids but Vaseline is a good catch all for anything skin irritation related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49234871)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: supple clown

Your butthole bleeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803272)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: lime soggy casino multi-billionaire

Quit Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#20803350)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49234815)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235369)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

imagine OPs bunghole today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235486)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: hes doing great

Try eating apples and u wont sit there wipinfg for 3 hours and cause this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49234845)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


maybe try a sitz bath with epsom salt. fill tub with warm-to-hot water, dissolve some salts in there, and squat in the water for 10 to 15 minutes once or twice per day. see if that helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49234857)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

(guy telling anderson silva to just put a splint on his leg post-weidman fracture)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235367)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: RSF's dead brother

surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49234873)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Toothpaste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235370)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: meaty cock

Cut down on the receptive anal sex for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235388)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: ,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,,.,,.,,.,


The honest answer--and you're not going to like this, probably--is you have to have rough receptive anal sex with an Alaskan red pissworm to properly clean out your anal walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2],#49235483)