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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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brilliant sick rehab dog poop
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Rose personal credit line library
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
ruby menage mood
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
brilliant sick rehab dog poop
  06/24/14
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Rose personal credit line library
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Transparent reading party
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
ruby menage mood
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Transparent reading party
  06/24/14
lol link?
charismatic translucent filthpig
  06/24/14
they're not
submissive learning disabled sanctuary boltzmann
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
metal soul-stirring field new version
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
unhinged stirring black woman private investor
  06/24/14
(Julia)
Crystalline floppy sandwich station
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Marvelous space weed whacker
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
Dead Provocative Hissy Fit Nursing Home
  06/24/14
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Rose personal credit line library
  06/28/25
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bossy sexy incel
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: brilliant sick rehab dog poop



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Rose personal credit line library

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: ruby menage mood

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: brilliant sick rehab dog poop

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Rose personal credit line library



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Transparent reading party

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: ruby menage mood

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Transparent reading party

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: charismatic translucent filthpig

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: submissive learning disabled sanctuary boltzmann

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: metal soul-stirring field new version

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: unhinged stirring black woman private investor

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Crystalline floppy sandwich station

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Marvelous space weed whacker

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Dead Provocative Hissy Fit Nursing Home

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811461)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Rose personal credit line library



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: bossy sexy incel



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