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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Disgusting black woman
  06/30/25
wow lol
Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life
  06/30/25
...
canary hospital
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Disgusting black woman
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
razzle-dazzle tantric brunch
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Disgusting black woman
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Crusty stage
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
beady-eyed business firm
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Soul-stirring Abusive Theater Stage
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Disgusting black woman
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
beady-eyed business firm
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
shimmering stead fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Disgusting black woman
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
ebony trailer park party of the first part
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
high-end keepsake machete
  06/30/25
...
contagious den new version
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
at-the-ready wonderful jew
  06/30/25
...
Disgusting black woman
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Unholy sticky chapel associate
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
disrespectful sweet tailpipe jap
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
passionate spot
  06/30/25
...
Soul-stirring Abusive Theater Stage
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
shimmering stead fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Rose Skinny Woman Boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
disrespectful sweet tailpipe jap
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
sadistic electric digit ratio clown
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
cheese-eating soggy nursing home
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
godawful therapy hunting ground
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Supple center
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Olive nubile kitchen degenerate
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
avocado twinkling uncleanness native
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Disgusting black woman

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: canary hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Disgusting black woman

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric brunch

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Disgusting black woman

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Crusty stage

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Theater Stage

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Disgusting black woman

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: shimmering stead fortuitous meteor

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Confused insanely creepy haunted graveyard goal in life

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Disgusting black woman

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: ebony trailer park party of the first part

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: high-end keepsake machete

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: contagious den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready wonderful jew

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Disgusting black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Unholy sticky chapel associate

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: disrespectful sweet tailpipe jap

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: passionate spot

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abusive Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: shimmering stead fortuitous meteor

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Rose Skinny Woman Boltzmann

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: disrespectful sweet tailpipe jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: sadistic electric digit ratio clown

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating soggy nursing home

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: godawful therapy hunting ground

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Supple center

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Olive nubile kitchen degenerate

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: avocado twinkling uncleanness native

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)