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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)
| 180 kitchen | 07/11/25 |
| peach well-lubricated skinny woman | 07/11/25 |
| swollen son of senegal corn cake | 07/11/25 |
| trip sapphire masturbator internal respiration | 07/11/25 |
| 180 kitchen | 07/11/25 |
| swollen son of senegal corn cake | 07/11/25 |
| narrow-minded mahogany sneaky criminal shitlib | 07/11/25 |
| charismatic outnumbered box office foreskin | 07/11/25 |
| Mewling Shrine Queen Of The Night | 07/11/25 |
| thriller generalized bond trump supporter | 07/11/25 |
| fishy deer antler public bath | 07/11/25 |
| doobsian school cafeteria toilet seat | 07/11/25 |
| hairraiser pistol | 07/11/25 |
| 180 kitchen | 07/11/25 |
| Supple saffron codepig | 07/11/25 |
| Irradiated background story principal's office | 07/12/25 |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: 180 kitchen I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.
I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.
I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.
Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.
I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”
Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.
Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.
Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.
These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them. |
Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: peach well-lubricated skinny woman Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093828) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: swollen son of senegal corn cake Red's Lobster 🦞 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: trip sapphire masturbator internal respiration It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093842) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: 180 kitchen Those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: swollen son of senegal corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: narrow-minded mahogany sneaky criminal shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093884) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: charismatic outnumbered box office foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093896) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Mewling Shrine Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49094369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: thriller generalized bond trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49094427) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: fishy deer antler public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: doobsian school cafeteria toilet seat What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093888) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: hairraiser pistol Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣
She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: 180 kitchen You were the waiter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49094421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Supple saffron codepig Wow poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49094441) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: Irradiated background story principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49095074) |