Just *how* good is Wachtell's work product. Would most of us be blown away?
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: Vigorous elastic band
"Yes?"
'Hey Dan, it's me, Leo.'
"Who?"
'Leo Lenin. From Autoadmit.'
"What's Autoadmit?"
'It's this racist--strike that. We're homosexual--'
"Listen, I don't have time--"
'Just hear me out. AutoAdmit is a community of lawyers, okay?'
"Like the ABA?"
'Yes, exactly. Just like the ABA, except we're heavily online. Practitioners from around the country are on our platform, constantly.'
"If you want an interview, you're going to have to go through our media team."
'I'm not trying to interview you. We're trying to understand your secret sauce. Everyone looks up to you.'
{laughter} "Do you know how many years people have been trying to understand Wachtell's secret sauce?' You're asking why the Mona Lisa's nose is just so. Even if I told you, you're not going to replicate it. No one can anymore. It was a unique confluence of factors that were there at the beginning and have carried us through, including in times like these. Good enough? I have a call I need--"
'We're not trying to replicate what you do. We just want to understand it. So we can admire it.'
"I'm going to say it one more time. It can't be done. It's an uncrackable code. Give it up kid, go call Faiza at Cravath if you want a long spiel about all their 'plus factors'--she'll blow smoke up your ass for a good hour or two."
'I don't want Faiza. I want you.'
{sighing} "Look, are you in New York?"
'Sure, I can be.'
"Did you say you're homosexual?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40209279) |
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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM Author: shivering effete circlehead
oh wow! these are real people.
https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/daneff/
https://www.cravath.com/fsaeed/
both managing partners at their respective firms.
another tidbit - looks like each was on the other side of the Anadarko/Oxy deal. lol. Faiza should have advised against.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40210154) |
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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:36 PM Author: at-the-ready vivacious coldplay fan
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extremely online and operating at an *extremely* high level
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40211518) |
Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: pale very tactful market antidepressant drug
been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.
at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40209252) |
Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM Author: jade native laser beams
They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.
But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.
I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40210871) |
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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:54 PM Author: Demanding lemon main people
*calls DLA Piper to ask a question about Section 14(b)(iii)*
"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. A customer service lawyer will be with you momentarily. Your call is of paramount importance to THE FIRM and will be answered in the order received."
*1999 MIDI version of Pachelbel's Canon in D Major plays as hold music for 45 minutes*
"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. This is Vanessa Goldstein-Li JD Esq. speaking. How may I help you today?"
"Uh, yes, I'm calling from one of your clients. Could you explain whether the negative covenant in Section 14(b)(iii) prevents the seller from issuing a hiring bonus to a salesperson if they are hired after the effective date of the purchase agreement?"
"Have you tried restarting your document?"
"I should have gone to Wachtell."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2],#40217094) |
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